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[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Type: Text
Sender ID: spectacleofphantasmagoria (Lyney)
To: Public
Subject: Sisterrrrr
Warnings: Lyney's dramatic ass

[So, what comes up on the network isn't actually any words, but a picture. A big, obnoxious picture, with some text superimposed upon it. The picture is then followed by several others, all depicting a similar theme, and similar motif:]



[Following the pictures is a morose-reading text from a certain magician.]

To think, after two whole years apart, my own sister refuses to acknowledge me! I simply wished to spend time with my dear sister! Oh, the humanity..! My dear sister, if you can see this, please reconsider your cruel and coldhearted decision! Your brother misses you so!

[Sure he may have been a little overbearing with her, checking in on her a bit more than was necessary, but he had missed her! Being blocked on the Shellphones was hardly fair, in Lyney's humble opinion! He clearly didn't do a single thing wrong!]

[...Okay no he may have been quite annoying and irritating to his introverted sister and pushed her to block him because of his overbearing-ness, but like hell is he admitting that.]

Comments

[book2thehead]

Of course I do! How could I possibly forget?

[indispensable]

It's also not unique to Teyvat.

[AKA other riftfarers can speak something similar to Inazuman too... and therefore, understand it.]

[book2thehead]

I'm aware of that, too! It's really not as scandalous as you're making it out to be, Alhaitham. Unless you think of any public display of affection as being too much a breach of privacy!

[indispensable]

[He wouldn't question this if it were anyone else but Heizou. And his.......... significant other.

But that being said its obvious Heizou is gonna keep pretending and Alhaitham can't be bothered to press any further, so:]

If that's how you want to spin it, then sure.

[You do you Heizou. Just keep it in your pants next time.]

[book2thehead]

[This is a lot of judgment from a man who's definitely been seen all but tearing Kaveh's clothes off around the marketplace...]

Looks like we've come to an understanding of sorts.

[indispensable]

[They are clearly very different things okok.]

It's clear that we have our own opinions which are not going to change. Therefore it is useless to continue any further.

[Heizou is never going to change his opinion about Lyney, which is a damn shame, but that's his choice so it is what it is.

(How unfortunate.)]

[book2thehead]

[UH-HUH YEAH SURE IT IS]

So it would seem.

Please give my regards to Kaveh-senpai. :3

[You know. The guy who sees Alhaitham the same way Heizou sees Lyney.]

[indispensable]

[Yeah he's not even going to bother with a response there. Bye Heizou.

And get a better boyfriend.]

[book2thehead]

[Bye Alhaitham.

Get rid of that silly bias of yours!]