Text | Emberized

[emberized]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Emberized (Axel)
To: Public
Subject: Seeking lessons
Warnings: N/A

[He can't believe it has come to this but Plus Ultra has a lot of mouths to feed and not a lot of knowledge on the subject to go around.]

All right who here knows how to cook

CORRECTION  [Before he gets an influx of bragging.]

Who here can TEACH others how to cook?

[We can't all learn from magical French rats!]

Comments

[laminitis]

probs wudn't bee hard 2 make stol think he set his kichin on fire butt
wud also rather nut do that.

izzat how u spell the fancy werd 4 pirate cuz yes i am that

[Absolutely nothing could go wrong here at all.]

[emberized]

[Yes, < laminitis >. That. Axel chuckles to himself.]

Just checking how serious you are about those kinda comments

[A Paladin he might have some concern about dragging into 'well-intentioned' crime but well, if Axel knows one connection between Corsairs..]

Then lets just say I know a bar or two in Nogard currently out of commission.

[But hey, bars have kitchens, right? And he did his research back when he helped organize that Tavern brawl. No harm in messing up a place already messed up?]

I'll shoot you coordinates sometime, if you're game.

[laminitis]

[He WOULD leave the horse disease as his fucking shellphone name.]

seerius as the grayv buddy

oh fuck yes i am so gaym