Asshole telepath protection racket

[telepathicignorance]

Type: Text
Sender ID: 🖕nunya🖕 (Sidestep)
To: Public
Subject: Lessons
Warnings: Mind reading, swearing, mouthiness? Will warn if things get worse in individual threads.


I guess the cat's basically out of the bag at this point anyway: Does anyone want lessons on how to shield your mind from telepathic intrusion?

Free for people I like or have to work with regularly. 100 dubloons for everyone else.

Comments

[telepathicignorance]

I'll take your word for it.

(They're sure they won't. It will end up stashed away with all the other comfort objects they refuse to let themself enjoy.)

[hellofishies]

Really? Thank you! I promise my word will be great!

[ she will in fact be trying to make one for them. ]

[telepathicignorance]

Isn't the person receiving the item supposed to give thanks?

(And yet, they're a rude asshole, so they'll correct her and then not give any.)

[hellofishies]

Why does that mean I can't say thank you too?

[telepathicignorance]

(Somewhere, they're shrugging.)

Do what you want, I guess.

[hellofishies]

I usually do!

[telepathicignorance]

(They snort. She can't see it, but they're definitely amused.)

Alright then.