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telepathicignorance) wrote in
shellphones2025-09-09 03:23 am
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Asshole telepath protection racket
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Sender ID: 🖕nunya🖕 (Sidestep)
To: Public
Subject: Lessons
Warnings: Mind reading, swearing, mouthiness? Will warn if things get worse in individual threads.
I guess the cat's basically out of the bag at this point anyway: Does anyone want lessons on how to shield your mind from telepathic intrusion?
Free for people I like or have to work with regularly. 100 dubloons for everyone else.
Sender ID: 🖕nunya🖕 (Sidestep)
To: Public
Subject: Lessons
Warnings: Mind reading, swearing, mouthiness? Will warn if things get worse in individual threads.
I guess the cat's basically out of the bag at this point anyway: Does anyone want lessons on how to shield your mind from telepathic intrusion?
Free for people I like or have to work with regularly. 100 dubloons for everyone else.

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(Huh. So basically the same thing he was already focusing on.)
That's a good passive defense for if you're worried about someone seeing thoughts but there isn't any proof of deliberate invasion. If someone is trying to actively read what's in your head, it'll probably be much harder than normal to focus on things like that: you'll keep trying to go to whatever topic the telepath is trying to get at. Smarter telepaths will try tricks that bring the information they want to the front of your mind naturally, like asking questions and skimming for the answers that you think of.
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I may not know the specifics but I can still tell you're doubting.
(They can smell that arrogance... or what they're interpreting as arrogance.)
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(Willpower and confidence do a lot in the realm of the mind.
But for subtler types of manipulation he's more likely to fall for it if he doesn't believe it can happen.
...They'll just have to watch out for that.
Actually they're arrogant enough they'd just fall for it too.)Now I want you to find something that you might not care if I see but that anyone who looks in your mind will regret seeing. Like a really gross thing you've seen or imagined. Be as mean about it as you can without making yourself upset or sick.
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They flinch when that second image hits them.) Yeah, yeah, that's good. You can also find something that's just really awkward and embarrassing but I wasn't sure if you had anything like that you'd want others to know about. That's for if you're detecting signs of active intrusion but either don't know or can't access whoever is invading your mind. Keep yourself concentrating on that image so that not only is it harder to divert your thoughts and get what they need but make it actively unpleasant for them to try.
(Could also just concentrate on an image like that so telepaths have to actively work to block it out even when they're not reading his mind if he wanted to annoy them/drive them away, but if he wants to do something like that he'll have to practice it himself.)
CW: mutilated bodies and aliens hatching
Large cocoon-like structures over mutilated bodies, no longer recognizable as they were taken of whatever these larval organisms deem necessary for their continual development. What comes from these cocoons are creatures of varying forms, ready to perform for their master's needs. To hunt, kill and provide for their kind.
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Was he suppose to stop?] So you can see what I'm thinking. I can't tell you're there.
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(They're not, in fact, always in people's heads, thoughts are just picked up anyway. Is this because subconsciously a part of them is just in every accessible mind around them or because there's some medium through which thoughts are projected and they're just able to access that medium in ways others can't? No idea, though some canon stuff points to an extradimensional component to telepathy, so ...maybe the latter?
They sigh.)
If you want to experience a direct intrusion, you can tell me something you don't care if I find out about and I can try to look at it while you try to keep me from it by thinking of anything else.
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He's quiet once more, thinking.] All right. [He has a thought. A memory of going to see a certain wishing tree that blooms pink and red blossoms at night. It happsns only once every year in spring, and he had the chance to observe it with someone else. They are obscured in his mind, like a shadow, blurring their image. The important thing is getting passed the alien conquering humans imagery to see the blossoming tree anyway.]
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(The first one is an intentional jab, but the second one is mostly just to highlight how annoying it can get... and also troll him for a reaction. Gotta get their kicks somewhere.
Huh. Apparently he wants to do an intrusion. They focus their attention, managing to catch a glimpse of the scene before it sinks behind the grisly images of alien monsters.
Something about ...plants?)
You seen the garden at the Conservatory?
(They try to slip along any lines of thought about green and growing things.
Does he feel it? That skin prickling sense of eyes watching him entirely too intently?)
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He doesn't give an immediate answer to the kid's question, more focused on anything that might feel off. Would it feel similar to when another once tried to communicate and manipulate him? Provide him with false images and memories. How he had to fight to find what was the lie and what was the truth.
A looming figure with three glowing eyes suddenly overrides the current wall he had put up. The memory of that blossoming tree becoming faint. He blinks, remembering the kid had asked a question.] Why do you ask?
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And well, that distracts them, and they turn their attention from trying to follow the thread to figuring out what that thing is. An intentional block? Something else?
For all they know, it could be what Shadow really wanted them to find and the sense of plants is a red herring.
It takes them a moment to respond, preoccupied as they are.)
Faulkner started growing strawberries there.
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For what reason did you feel the need to tell me that? [What does the other expect him to do with that information?
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Oh.] I see. You caught a glimpse.
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(The problem is, they're curious about the three eyed thing now too. But Shadow has just confirmed that they are, in fact, looking for plants and it's probably not a good idea to go poking at the off limits parts of the mind of someone who has made it very clear that he'll kill them if they intrude.
They probe at the shield, looking for weak spots, or possible new threads they could follow. They might poke a little harder than they usually would. The point is teaching, so they might as well be more noticeable. Let him get a feel so he has a better idea of what to look for. Their presence isn't a nice thing, and he might find himself more distracted by the idea of them getting a glimpse than he would have been otherwise as they try to see if they can follow that realization to, well, whatever they're supposed to be finding--sometimes paranoia about seeing a thought can be just as useful as ignorance of an intrusion--but they're more scalpel than bludgeon, not trying to force things but to subtly slip in past his notice.
In the real world, their tongue pokes out just a bit as they concentrate.)
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The memory isn't anything worth hiding if they did get to it...but that would defeat the purpose of the exercise, wouldn't it? That memory could turn out to be something he didn't want to be exploited one day. For a moment, the memory leaks, the sound of a stream can be heard. Pink petals floating along the water. But in the next moment, that water turns into a crimson red as the petals sink. Red clouds obscure the vision, those eyes ever watching once more.] Is that the best you can do?
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They scrunch their face.) ...Are you intending for the thing with three eyes to pop up when you block me? (It only sort of fits with the imagery he was using earlier.)
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(Anger, huh? That's a problem, because the best way to get past would be to make him less angry, and Shadow doesn't ever seem to be anything but.)
...Actually, using your anger to shield you might be a good idea. Your mind is used to it.
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There are plenty of things to be angry about. [Maybe if the world and society would stop pissing him off. Like something that happened recently that should be unnatural. To which he withheld from the other until now. The other reason he is here to see him.] How are you alive?
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Terror shoots through them, breaking the connection. A momentary flash of pain wnd horror at the memory of what happened and then Chris' presence is gone utterly from Shadow's head.
Externally, they merely flinch.)
I don't know. Apparently some riftfarers don't die and I won the world's shittiest lotto?
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That is a weakness that can be exploited if they're not careful.] It's always been like that?
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They look away.)
Which part? The part where I don't die when I should or the part where riftfarers come back to life? (Hunched up. Arms crossed. Defensive.)
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I don't know what your world is like, but people normally don't return from the dead where I'm from. [He did, but he's not normal.] I came here to confirm who you claim to be. If you're really back and whole.
CW: Trauma and mentions of death, murder, questioning identity.
They sigh.)
That's hard to prove, Shadow. I know I can't be cloned the normal way--boost drugs mess with that--but there's magic here. (They think they're Chris, but... are they? Are they really who they think they are?
They push back the wave of panic that line of thought brings.) I wasn't whole before Ganon killed me, remember? Don't know if I died back in my world (Maybe for a minute or two, in the purely clinical sense.) but I wasn't supposed to survive.
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