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shellphones2025-10-03 08:15 pm
book2thehead) wrote in shellphones2025-10-03 08:15 pm
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Superstitions Smoocherstitions!
Type: Video
Sender ID:book2thehead (Shikanoin Heizou)
To: General Public
Subject: Drunk Detectives Dunk On Dumb Delusions
Warnings: beware of alcohol, kids
[It's that once in a blue moon time where Heizou makes a public appearance on the network. And it becomes quite clear why once the feed comes on: his face is quite pink and he has a big cheeky grin on his face and a bottle of wine in the hand that isn't holding the camera. So... Yeah, he appears to be drunk.
He also appears to be outside somewhere, despite how late it is. And he is also not alone! Beside him there appears to be one (1) Sherlock Holmes, currently laying down on his seat with his feet up in the air and his head dangling over the edge. He is also attempting to play his violin from this position, for.... some reason. Science? Science.
Either way, the video feed turns on to the sound of Heizou giggling and Sherlock's violin playing. And Heizou trying to figure out what position he needs to be sitting in to send out his Very Important Message. He finds it eventually, with the shellphone angled so that both he and Sherlock are in frame - or at least Sherlock's feet are - and he addresses his invisible audience with an even bigger grin.]
Ah-- Here! Helloooo one and all~! Your friendly local detective agency has decided to take on the mysteeeerious case of.... Sailor superstitions~! That is right my dear rift-jumping fellows, we've even decided to do this one pro bono! That means freeeee~
[There's a moment of fumbling the camera, and once it settles Heizou is holding the camera out at arm's length to reveal where he and Sherlock are: what appears to be a fake boat, crudely built and sitting on land (so to speak) like a playground for children. Did they find this? Did they drunkenly grab chairs and tables and bits of wood to build it themselves? Who knows. But it sure is... vaguely boat-shaped.]
Now as you can see here, the great Mr. Sherlock Holmes and yours truly are currently on board a boat! And as you can also see- [He tilts his head down slightly so that the camera gets a better angle on all his burgundy-colored hair.] -my hair is quite red! But have we run into any bad luck on our voyage? Nooope~! Aaaand POOF! Myth busted!
[At this point Sherlock chimes in drunkenly from off-screen:]
Heizou, did we test all the ways to swirl the alcohol? Did we forget one? [Since obviously up and down is an option-] The taste didn't change at all!
[Someone should... probably stop them. Or maybe join them! Decisions, decisions...]
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book2thehead (Shikanoin Heizou)To: General Public
Subject: Drunk Detectives Dunk On Dumb Delusions
Warnings: beware of alcohol, kids
[It's that once in a blue moon time where Heizou makes a public appearance on the network. And it becomes quite clear why once the feed comes on: his face is quite pink and he has a big cheeky grin on his face and a bottle of wine in the hand that isn't holding the camera. So... Yeah, he appears to be drunk.
He also appears to be outside somewhere, despite how late it is. And he is also not alone! Beside him there appears to be one (1) Sherlock Holmes, currently laying down on his seat with his feet up in the air and his head dangling over the edge. He is also attempting to play his violin from this position, for.... some reason. Science? Science.
Either way, the video feed turns on to the sound of Heizou giggling and Sherlock's violin playing. And Heizou trying to figure out what position he needs to be sitting in to send out his Very Important Message. He finds it eventually, with the shellphone angled so that both he and Sherlock are in frame - or at least Sherlock's feet are - and he addresses his invisible audience with an even bigger grin.]
Ah-- Here! Helloooo one and all~! Your friendly local detective agency has decided to take on the mysteeeerious case of.... Sailor superstitions~! That is right my dear rift-jumping fellows, we've even decided to do this one pro bono! That means freeeee~
[There's a moment of fumbling the camera, and once it settles Heizou is holding the camera out at arm's length to reveal where he and Sherlock are: what appears to be a fake boat, crudely built and sitting on land (so to speak) like a playground for children. Did they find this? Did they drunkenly grab chairs and tables and bits of wood to build it themselves? Who knows. But it sure is... vaguely boat-shaped.]
Now as you can see here, the great Mr. Sherlock Holmes and yours truly are currently on board a boat! And as you can also see- [He tilts his head down slightly so that the camera gets a better angle on all his burgundy-colored hair.] -my hair is quite red! But have we run into any bad luck on our voyage? Nooope~! Aaaand POOF! Myth busted!
[At this point Sherlock chimes in drunkenly from off-screen:]
Heizou, did we test all the ways to swirl the alcohol? Did we forget one? [Since obviously up and down is an option-] The taste didn't change at all!
[Someone should... probably stop them. Or maybe join them! Decisions, decisions...]
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I do not not want to mail you off somewhere either. I want you both to stay here and happy. If I have to go away because I am sent back to my world or lose myself to madness, I want to know that you will be cared for and loved.
[ He then turns to Freminet, expression serious despite the drunken flush covering his skin. As silly as this sounds and how poorly Sherlock conveys it, there is a reason why it is on Sherlock's mind. ]
Freminet, if you are to be Heizou's brother, you must make sure he taken care of if something happens to me.
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Hmmm? Asked him what--
[Heizou's cut short as Sherlock tugs at his arm, and it surprises him enough to finally release his cute little brother from his grasp. And then it's Sherlock's turn to get blinked at, because Heizou has perhaps drunk a bit too much for all this whiplash.]
Oh? I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself... And you're not going anywhere, Sherry, don't be silly!
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I...I don't need to be Heizou's brother to take care of him. I promise I will take care of him regardless if he and uh...Lyney are to be married.
[Although, as he said it, he couldn't help but blush a a little.]
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[ Shimmering eyes and sniffles greet them both. ]
People like us always end up alone, and we don't want to be in pure isolation. Yet, it keeps happening as if it is our lot in life. And it's going to hurt more because we have people who understand us more than anyone ever does. We know what it's like to be known and accepted...
[ Sherlock sniffs and blinks away the tears forming in his eyes. ]
However, all of you are from the same world, so you have a chance to find each other again. Unlike me. So find Heizou.