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shellphones2025-10-03 08:15 pm
book2thehead) wrote in shellphones2025-10-03 08:15 pm
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Superstitions Smoocherstitions!
Type: Video
Sender ID:book2thehead (Shikanoin Heizou)
To: General Public
Subject: Drunk Detectives Dunk On Dumb Delusions
Warnings: beware of alcohol, kids
[It's that once in a blue moon time where Heizou makes a public appearance on the network. And it becomes quite clear why once the feed comes on: his face is quite pink and he has a big cheeky grin on his face and a bottle of wine in the hand that isn't holding the camera. So... Yeah, he appears to be drunk.
He also appears to be outside somewhere, despite how late it is. And he is also not alone! Beside him there appears to be one (1) Sherlock Holmes, currently laying down on his seat with his feet up in the air and his head dangling over the edge. He is also attempting to play his violin from this position, for.... some reason. Science? Science.
Either way, the video feed turns on to the sound of Heizou giggling and Sherlock's violin playing. And Heizou trying to figure out what position he needs to be sitting in to send out his Very Important Message. He finds it eventually, with the shellphone angled so that both he and Sherlock are in frame - or at least Sherlock's feet are - and he addresses his invisible audience with an even bigger grin.]
Ah-- Here! Helloooo one and all~! Your friendly local detective agency has decided to take on the mysteeeerious case of.... Sailor superstitions~! That is right my dear rift-jumping fellows, we've even decided to do this one pro bono! That means freeeee~
[There's a moment of fumbling the camera, and once it settles Heizou is holding the camera out at arm's length to reveal where he and Sherlock are: what appears to be a fake boat, crudely built and sitting on land (so to speak) like a playground for children. Did they find this? Did they drunkenly grab chairs and tables and bits of wood to build it themselves? Who knows. But it sure is... vaguely boat-shaped.]
Now as you can see here, the great Mr. Sherlock Holmes and yours truly are currently on board a boat! And as you can also see- [He tilts his head down slightly so that the camera gets a better angle on all his burgundy-colored hair.] -my hair is quite red! But have we run into any bad luck on our voyage? Nooope~! Aaaand POOF! Myth busted!
[At this point Sherlock chimes in drunkenly from off-screen:]
Heizou, did we test all the ways to swirl the alcohol? Did we forget one? [Since obviously up and down is an option-] The taste didn't change at all!
[Someone should... probably stop them. Or maybe join them! Decisions, decisions...]
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book2thehead (Shikanoin Heizou)To: General Public
Subject: Drunk Detectives Dunk On Dumb Delusions
Warnings: beware of alcohol, kids
[It's that once in a blue moon time where Heizou makes a public appearance on the network. And it becomes quite clear why once the feed comes on: his face is quite pink and he has a big cheeky grin on his face and a bottle of wine in the hand that isn't holding the camera. So... Yeah, he appears to be drunk.
He also appears to be outside somewhere, despite how late it is. And he is also not alone! Beside him there appears to be one (1) Sherlock Holmes, currently laying down on his seat with his feet up in the air and his head dangling over the edge. He is also attempting to play his violin from this position, for.... some reason. Science? Science.
Either way, the video feed turns on to the sound of Heizou giggling and Sherlock's violin playing. And Heizou trying to figure out what position he needs to be sitting in to send out his Very Important Message. He finds it eventually, with the shellphone angled so that both he and Sherlock are in frame - or at least Sherlock's feet are - and he addresses his invisible audience with an even bigger grin.]
Ah-- Here! Helloooo one and all~! Your friendly local detective agency has decided to take on the mysteeeerious case of.... Sailor superstitions~! That is right my dear rift-jumping fellows, we've even decided to do this one pro bono! That means freeeee~
[There's a moment of fumbling the camera, and once it settles Heizou is holding the camera out at arm's length to reveal where he and Sherlock are: what appears to be a fake boat, crudely built and sitting on land (so to speak) like a playground for children. Did they find this? Did they drunkenly grab chairs and tables and bits of wood to build it themselves? Who knows. But it sure is... vaguely boat-shaped.]
Now as you can see here, the great Mr. Sherlock Holmes and yours truly are currently on board a boat! And as you can also see- [He tilts his head down slightly so that the camera gets a better angle on all his burgundy-colored hair.] -my hair is quite red! But have we run into any bad luck on our voyage? Nooope~! Aaaand POOF! Myth busted!
[At this point Sherlock chimes in drunkenly from off-screen:]
Heizou, did we test all the ways to swirl the alcohol? Did we forget one? [Since obviously up and down is an option-] The taste didn't change at all!
[Someone should... probably stop them. Or maybe join them! Decisions, decisions...]
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Fair enough. I just had to make sure you two are pirates I'm willing to associate with.
[ Also yeah, it was kind of a test. ]
It's a shame how women are often overlooked, but it can be an advantage if she knows how to use that power. I've learned that lesson well.
[ She will not elaborate. ]
But we're here to disprove things like "women will bring bad luck and make your ship sink." I think we can all agree that's ridiculous.
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Ooooh~ I see our dear Miss Lynette is just as powerful as the best of them! Isn't she, Sherry?
[Then he chuckles again, reaching over to give Lynette a friendly pat on the arm.]
We'll keep your secrets, my fair cat-mermaid. We may be humble sailors on a quest for knowledge, but we hail from lands of respect and honor! And that's exactly why we all know that the mere presence of a woman is not enough to sink a whole ship! In fact, we should make a grand toast to all women across all worlds, ship or no ship~!
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He nods along to what both Lynette and Heizou are saying. But then Heizou starts going about lands of respect and honor... ]
Heizou, I come from a land that doesn't respect or honor because everyone keeps telling me how horrible things are whenever they learn about my world.
We also lack bread for toast, and I don't have any sandwiches in my pocket.
[ By the way, Teason is still being the cutest little teapot gentleman who is not concerned about these antics though wishes people would hydrate more. ]