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[closed] my hero academia - cast group chat

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fullgauntlet (Izuku Midoriya)
To: Private to Shoto Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugou, Rody Soul
Subject: A group chat.
Warnings: tba.

Plus Ultra!

@fullgauntlet, @heir-conditioned, @callmekacchan, @anhonestsoul

Shoto

@everyone. If they're trying to prove nessie is real, why don't they just unlock the lake?

Katsuki

You don't have to do that every post.

Izuku

But he intended it for everyone??

Rody

You can't make him leave his friends out. :(

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@everyone

If we're all gonna be living together we need house rules.
Rule number one: if you can't cook properly, stay out of the kitchen.
If I catch you mutilating vegetables, I'll blast you into outerspace.

[Good afternoon all. This is actually a PSA for Shoto Todoroki who will never be forgiven for his crimes against chives.

But also because he's opening the floor to discuss other house rules?]

Edited 2024-01-01 04:58 (UTC)

Are you worried about the vegetables? I don't think they can be mutilated. Mutilation is defined as bodily injury. I think all of us can cook properly, so it should be fine.@callmekacchan

[No, Shoto you're lucky he feeds you. "Nutritious food" and "food that is nutritious" is two different things in this household right now.]

I think maybe we should standardize some of the rules of UA? Aside villain protocol to the degree that we had to worry back home.

Edited 2024-01-01 12:05 (UTC)

I've seen how you chop vegetables.
You're not setting foot in the kitchen until I have time to train you on how to do it right.

This was aimed at you, Shoto. You're the problem, it's you.

Are we really going to cut vegetables somewhere other than the kitchen?

Why the hell would we be chopping vegetables outside the kitchen?
The hell are you misunderstanding about my statement?

You said I couldn't go into the kitchen until after I had learned. I'm not sure about the location you want me in if that's the case @callmekacchan

Edited 2024-01-02 22:53 (UTC)

I said you can't go in until I have time to teach you.
The lessons will be in the kitchen.
Supervised by me.

Oh. Okay. I can cook though, I make things for myself sometimes.

Not so much anymore, because he's spoiled by people who can cook but sometimes now.

Should I go find a certain kind of knife? What sort of things do I need for the lesson? Are we starting on soft ended vegetables or hard? @callmekacchan

I haven't forgotten the shame of your chive cutting.
You're gonna prove you can do better than that.

Bakugou's cooking bootcamp.

Otherwise known as how does spend time with friends in normal ways?

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heir_conditioned - 2024-01-03 04:01 (UTC) - Expand

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heir_conditioned - 2024-01-03 10:27 (UTC) - Expand

[Wow, Katsuki actually used the @ function? He must really be passionate about this.]

I'm not sure you can ban people from the kitchen if they can cook or not, Kacchan... We'll all need to use it at some point, won't we?

If it helps, I'd be happy to learn more about cooking!

You think I can't?
Thought it'd be Icy Hot, but congrats on beating him to first banned from the kitchen.

[Izuku why would you ever tell him he can't do something? Now he's gonna do it just to prove he can.]

Edited 2024-01-02 14:52 (UTC)

Wait, what? Hold on???

No.
Banned.
You and Todoroki both.
Banned.

I just said that's not a very fair thing to do, Kacchan?!

You want in, you can join cooking lessons with Todoroki.
Prove you learned properly from your mother.

Fine... If that's what it takes...

I know you might not believe me but I did pick up a few good tips from her.

You better not shame her like Todoroki shamed his sister.
Bring your best, nerd.

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fullgauntlet - 2024-01-04 23:56 (UTC) - Expand

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callmekacchan - 2024-01-08 14:12 (UTC) - Expand

Uh, don't you guys live in dorms in Japan?

Wasn't learning to cook a prerequisite of doing so?

When you see what Todoroki does to vegetables you'll understand.
But you probably know how to cook, right?

What's it matter what the vegetables look like, if they're edible? Who cares if it's not some michelin star looking thing, you can't exactly go around wasting food.

Uh, yeah? Someone had to cook for Roro and Lala and we couldn't exactly afford to eat out all the time.

That's why he's staying outta the kitchen.
To avoid wasting food.

[Izuku is banned because he challenged Katsuki tho. Unreasonable.

He's not gonna tell Rody he isn't banned. But he's not saying he is banned though?]

Newsflash, Murder God, not cutting vegetables perfect doesn't automatically mean wasting food.

Hmmm, but that doesn't sound like I'M banned. You really think highly of my cooking skill? I'm honoured!

Banned.

[Flew too close to the sun there, ~~Icarus~~ Rody.]

You're banned now too.

[How is he gonna keep all three of them out of the kitchen?? The answer? He can't. Played yourself, Katsuki. Gg.]

[Sorry, Rody's having too much fun with this.]

Sorry, veto.

I'm not from Japan, so I get diplomatic immunity from your bans.

[If Bakugou can make bullshit rules, so can Rody.]

The hell do you mean??
None of us are even in Japan right now.
We're not even in the same world.