These filters are really handy

[weenwoon]

Type: Text but mostly image
Sender ID: weenwoon (Hythlodaeus)
To: Everyone
Subject: 🌊🌊🌊🐎🐎🐎
Warnings: the cursed honse.

[ The message has no text, only pictures of The Honse taken at the Raiders of the Lost Arts's crew island... with all the new fun sea-themed filters over them! Somehow, the addition of wave effects and clipart shells do not make the thing look any better! Enjoy, Escordvi.




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Comments

text; un: noah

[afflatusexarch]

Please do not tell me that you kept the creature.

text; un: weenwoon

[weenwoon]

[ *that one ehe whoopsie pose...* ]

We attempted to, but it does not seem to want to be kept.

[afflatusexarch]

Then why are you keeping it at all?

[weenwoon]

Well, we are planning to put it down now. But I hope to find the original owners of its limbs... or whatever remains of them.

[afflatusexarch]

So you believe someone to have added a spare body part and not necessarily magicked it into existence.

[weenwoon]

Indeed. The aether comprising the equine main body and every limb is different. I know not how they achieved this, but the creator appears to have little regard for the lives of others.

[afflatusexarch]

Different aetheric signatures. If I were to be honest, this would not be the first time such a creature has been sighted.
However, I thought that we were done with that sort of business.

[weenwoon]

[ Excuse him? ]

This has happened before?

[afflatusexarch]

There was once a man that thought to recreate his dead wife.
It did not end the way that he thought it would, though he didn't much care.
Then there was the shark merged with a horse.

[weenwoon]

[ One of these is objectively worse than the other. However: ]

A shark merged with a horse.

[ He hates that so much. ]

Did the creator have any justification for such a combination?

[afflatusexarch]

I daresay I'd be the wrong person to ask.
However, considering that this creature is also horse-like?
I'd wonder if they were created by the same individual.

[weenwoon]

So the creator was not stopped to begin with?

[afflatusexarch]

To be fair, it was quite a while ago and I never heard about the fall out.
I am no Paladin.