weenwoon: firstworldproblem (i'm gonna have bubble tea every day)
Hythlodaeus ([personal profile] weenwoon) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-02-02 10:45 pm

These filters are really handy

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Sender ID: weenwoon (Hythlodaeus)
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Subject: 🌊🌊🌊🐎🐎🐎
Warnings: the cursed honse.

[ The message has no text, only pictures of The Honse taken at the Raiders of the Lost Arts's crew island... with all the new fun sea-themed filters over them! Somehow, the addition of wave effects and clipart shells do not make the thing look any better! Enjoy, Escordvi.




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[personal profile] magehater928 2026-02-02 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
None of your additions make that.. [Abomination? Horror?] creature look less concerning.

[He sounds distressed.]
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[personal profile] magehater928 2026-02-03 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
They do not.

[This is all even slightly more distressing.]

What made you believe this would ever be a naturally occurring thing? The only time I have seen any creature close to it is in Thedas, it was done with blood magic.