These filters are really handy

[weenwoon]

Type: Text but mostly image
Sender ID: weenwoon (Hythlodaeus)
To: Everyone
Subject: 🌊🌊🌊🐎🐎🐎
Warnings: the cursed honse.

[ The message has no text, only pictures of The Honse taken at the Raiders of the Lost Arts's crew island... with all the new fun sea-themed filters over them! Somehow, the addition of wave effects and clipart shells do not make the thing look any better! Enjoy, Escordvi.




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text; un: sparkstrikes

[sparkstrikes]

[ 🤨🤨🤨 ]

So, what's the wager on how long it takes for that thing to turn around and slap you with one of its hands? Or am I late to the party?

text; un: weenwoon

[weenwoon]

Ah, young Erichthonios put a barrier around the creature's habitat. I am safe for now! But I admit it was something of a challenge to transport it...

[sparkstrikes]

[She has so many questions, but first—]

And how exactly did you do that? Wasn't this thing supposedly dangerous and violent?

[weenwoon]

Tranquilizing substances.

[sparkstrikes]

Of course. So, now what? You've just got a weird horse hand thing running around your island, but... why?

[Second most important question.]

[weenwoon]

We wanted to observe it! Watching over unusual fauna is part of my and young Erichthonios's work. You could call it homesickness, mayhap.

[ Nothing about that is a good answer, Hyth. ]

[sparkstrikes]

I wouldn't call this fauna, I'd call this an abomination. And I've seen some weird shit back home.

Did you even find anything useful about it?

[She hates that she's actually kind of curious now.]