heir_conditioned: (CtDVPGw)
Shoto Todoroki ([personal profile] heir_conditioned) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2023-12-11 08:49 pm

[Open] Audio

Type: Voice being posted by accident from Shoto's end.
Sender ID: [personal profile] heir_conditioned (Shoto Todoroki), [personal profile] callmekacchan (Katsuki Bakugo) & Anyone that wants to deal with them.
To: Everyone by accident.
Subject: adf ;hjlp
Warnings: Swearing/General idiocy/etc. Both [personal profile] callmekacchan and [personal profile] heir_conditioned might be responding. I'm under the weather so I may be slow and pre-apologize.

When the shellphone post revs up, it's someone mid conversation putting said shellphone down for one reason or another. "--ave to, Bakugo. Eventually everyone has to."

"Can't convince me of that. What you can convince me of is you going and fucking yourself."

"...Why would I be able to convin-"

"Shut your mouth, shut it and keep it shut."

There's a long silence and a frustrated groan/sigh combo, somehow defying the sounds from being separate. "Say what you were saying."

"Why would I be able to co-"

"NOT. THAT ONE, MORON. BEFORE THAT."

"Oh."

"Ughh."

"You have to, Bakugo. Eventually everyone has to."

"Gimme one good reason."

"Having a broad spectrum of friends."

The person speaking next makes a noise that's supposed to emulate a buzzer, "Hard pass."

God that's even worse than a regular pass. Hmm... "Being able to reach out to more people in general?"

"Not on your life, keep trying."

"Networking...?"

"For what?"

"To bring more people toget-"

"Nope."

There's another sigh, this time just a regular one and it's from the first of the two speakers.

"Because if something happens and someone needs Dynamight, how will they know to reach out to you if they don't know that you're capable, willing and able? Through Midoriya and I? They will reach out to us and us alone. I think that would be a disservice to themselves and to you, you're an accomplished hero and I think people deserve to learn that from your mouth."

A small silence yet again. Something that when the next speaker speaks up finds him less animated and less uninclined.

"...Whatever. I don't care. Set me up with your friends or whatever."

"I only know a few people he-- Oh. Huh."

"What?"

There's rustling and obviously they're getting closer.

"I must have hit the broadcast."

"YOU WHAT?"

"I must have hit the broadca-."

"IDIOT!"

"Ah, Hello. This is Shoto Todoroki. If anyone can hear me. Please meet one of my best friends Katsuki Baku--"

"--NO."

There's a grabbing noise, scraping the phone before the feed ends.
afflatusexarch: (( ew ) g8)

[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2023-12-27 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
It seems as though your friend simply wants you to be able to meet other people.
callmekacchan: Annoyed (Fffff)

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2024-01-08 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
He's being a pain about it. If I wanna meet people, I'll meet people.

[Todoroki is getting what he wants though. Katsuki is meeting people.]
afflatusexarch: (( ew ) g79)

[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2024-01-09 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose you wouldn't be one of those types:

The kind that loves to show off their friend to others.
callmekacchan: Confused, Surprised (Unsure)

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2024-01-11 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
No?? The hell? Is that a thing?

[...wait. That kind of is what Todoroki is doing isn't it?]
afflatusexarch: (( ew ) g81)

[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2024-01-12 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
He is certainly doing his best to make you as appealing as possible.
callmekacchan: Annoyed, Safe (This is mildly annoying)

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2024-01-12 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever he's saying, he isn't trying to 'make me appealing'. He just honestly believes everything he's saying because he's...

[Stupid? Yes, but he's not going to say that. Todoroki really does think he's helping...]

He just believes it, true or not.
afflatusexarch: (( ew ) g23)

[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2024-01-12 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Is it really such a bad thing, to have someone in your corner thus?
callmekacchan: Annoyed (Disappointed)

[personal profile] callmekacchan 2024-01-14 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[He makes a frustrated sound. Is it a bad thing? No? It's... not a bad thing to have Todoroki in his corner. That much is true.]

It's just unnecessary.
afflatusexarch: (( gp ) g5)

[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2024-01-14 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, Bakugo, that isn't for you to decide.