[Open] Audio

[heir_conditioned]

Type: Voice being posted by accident from Shoto's end.
Sender ID: heir_conditioned (Shoto Todoroki), callmekacchan (Katsuki Bakugo) & Anyone that wants to deal with them.
To: Everyone by accident.
Subject: adf ;hjlp
Warnings: Swearing/General idiocy/etc. Both callmekacchan and heir_conditioned might be responding. I'm under the weather so I may be slow and pre-apologize.

When the shellphone post revs up, it's someone mid conversation putting said shellphone down for one reason or another. "--ave to, Bakugo. Eventually everyone has to."

"Can't convince me of that. What you can convince me of is you going and fucking yourself."

"...Why would I be able to convin-"

"Shut your mouth, shut it and keep it shut."

There's a long silence and a frustrated groan/sigh combo, somehow defying the sounds from being separate. "Say what you were saying."

"Why would I be able to co-"

"NOT. THAT ONE, MORON. BEFORE THAT."

"Oh."

"Ughh."

"You have to, Bakugo. Eventually everyone has to."

"Gimme one good reason."

"Having a broad spectrum of friends."

The person speaking next makes a noise that's supposed to emulate a buzzer, "Hard pass."

God that's even worse than a regular pass. Hmm... "Being able to reach out to more people in general?"

"Not on your life, keep trying."

"Networking...?"

"For what?"

"To bring more people toget-"

"Nope."

There's another sigh, this time just a regular one and it's from the first of the two speakers.

"Because if something happens and someone needs Dynamight, how will they know to reach out to you if they don't know that you're capable, willing and able? Through Midoriya and I? They will reach out to us and us alone. I think that would be a disservice to themselves and to you, you're an accomplished hero and I think people deserve to learn that from your mouth."

A small silence yet again. Something that when the next speaker speaks up finds him less animated and less uninclined.

"...Whatever. I don't care. Set me up with your friends or whatever."

"I only know a few people he-- Oh. Huh."

"What?"

There's rustling and obviously they're getting closer.

"I must have hit the broadcast."

"YOU WHAT?"

"I must have hit the broadca-."

"IDIOT!"

"Ah, Hello. This is Shoto Todoroki. If anyone can hear me. Please meet one of my best friends Katsuki Baku--"

"--NO."

There's a grabbing noise, scraping the phone before the feed ends.

Comments

[seasaltkeys]

Uh.

Hello?

[heir_conditioned]

Hello. See? Bakugo? It worked out for the better.

[Likely he'll be flipped off for that so Shoto continues at the moment. Let him tell you about his other lord and saviour best friend.]

I am trying to help my friend to understand the necessity of meeting other people, he's a very kind person once you get to know him.

[callmekacchan]

[Katsuki’s voice can be heard in the background, very loud.]

How is this 'working out'??

[Not helping Shoto sell that 'nice' compliment.]

Put the damn phone down!

[seasaltkeys]

[Roxas winces at the shouting from the background. So maybe he's a little skeptical.]

I see...that is a pretty important thing, yeah. He doesn't exactly sound like he's ready to make friends though.

voice | yuezun

[yuezun]

You sound like children. Who is the 'dangerous and strong/powerful explosive'?

[The translator had trouble conveying the pun in the name 'Dynamight'.]

Re: voice | callmekacchan

[callmekacchan]

[Uggh. So everyone on the entire network potentially heard that entire conversation.

Great.

Hello, yes, he is powerful explosive.]

It's called an argument, damn you. Everyone has them.

[He can context out that question after a moment too.]

It's not referring to the explosive. It's my hero name. Dynamight.

[yuezun]

Hero name. Your title, then. Did you destroy something with great explosive power to earn it?

[heir_conditioned]

[Now that's an easy one. Translator error that made the mun wheezelaugh or not, he knows this one.]

Bakugo. It's him. He is all the things you described.

[He's trying to talk up his friend, who can speak for himself.]

[yuezun]

Bakugo the Dynamight. How dangerous and strong is his explosive power?

permavoice

[vermilloci]

[ Oh wow an accidental recording. HOW EMBARRASSING. She loves this, though. ]

You two must be great friends!

[heir_conditioned]

Yes, Bakugo is one of my best friends. I recently found out that you're allowed to have more than one and I chose him as well.

[vermilloci]

Ehh, that's so sweet! And how long have you two known each other?

[callmekacchan]

What about any of that says 'friends' to you??

[They are indeed good friends. Even if Katsuki denies it.]

[vermilloci]

Eheh~, I'm guessing you must be "Dynamite". [ SHE'S PROBABLY FLAPPING A HAND DISMISSIVELY RN even though this is voice. ] So fiery! Just like friendship.

voice

[afflatusexarch]

How delightful it is to have companions who care for one's well being.

[heir_conditioned]

It is. He's a good person who cares for everyone who cares for him in return. Have you ever spoken to him before?

[Wing man? He's a wing man. He's more like a Wung man because he wouldn't be any good as a wing man. ...Friend wing man. Hawks. He is Hawks? Wait no...]

[afflatusexarch]

I have, in fact. A couple of times now.

[ And G'raha finds his temperament amusing. ]

Re: voice

[callmekacchan]

What the hell about this reads as 'caring'??

[afflatusexarch]

It seems as though your friend simply wants you to be able to meet other people.

[anhonestsoul]

[Oh this is a hoot. Don't mind Rody laughing his ass off behind his screen.]

Last time I checked, the phones here worked more or less the same as the ones back home?

Voice;

[heir_conditioned]

[Let him support you too, Rody.]

Yes, you're right. They do.

[anhonestsoul]

So, if they work the same, they shouldn’t be too confusing to figure out? I didn’t even know you could make these things go off accidentally

Voice

[callmekacchan]

And he still manages to fuck things up. Quit laughing. I'll kill you.

[No he won't.]

Video / un; Enterprise

[lucky_e]

Um... hello Katsuki and Todoro? Is... something wrong?

Oh. My. God. I never. Got this... I am so sorry.

[heir_conditioned]

Todoroki. But if you want to call me Shoto you can.

[Because if they got it wrong, they can use his hero name instead.]