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shellphones2023-12-11 08:49 pm
heir_conditioned) wrote in shellphones2023-12-11 08:49 pm
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[Open] Audio
Type: Voice being posted by accident from Shoto's end.
Sender ID:heir_conditioned (Shoto Todoroki), callmekacchan (Katsuki Bakugo) & Anyone that wants to deal with them.
To: Everyone by accident.
Subject: adf ;hjlp
Warnings: Swearing/General idiocy/etc. Bothcallmekacchan and heir_conditioned might be responding. I'm under the weather so I may be slow and pre-apologize.
When the shellphone post revs up, it's someone mid conversation putting said shellphone down for one reason or another. "--ave to, Bakugo. Eventually everyone has to."
"Can't convince me of that. What you can convince me of is you going and fucking yourself."
"...Why would I be able to convin-"
"Shut your mouth, shut it and keep it shut."
There's a long silence and a frustrated groan/sigh combo, somehow defying the sounds from being separate. "Say what you were saying."
"Why would I be able to co-"
"NOT. THAT ONE, MORON. BEFORE THAT."
"Oh."
"Ughh."
"You have to, Bakugo. Eventually everyone has to."
"Gimme one good reason."
"Having a broad spectrum of friends."
The person speaking next makes a noise that's supposed to emulate a buzzer, "Hard pass."
God that's even worse than a regular pass. Hmm... "Being able to reach out to more people in general?"
"Not on your life, keep trying."
"Networking...?"
"For what?"
"To bring more people toget-"
"Nope."
There's another sigh, this time just a regular one and it's from the first of the two speakers.
"Because if something happens and someone needs Dynamight, how will they know to reach out to you if they don't know that you're capable, willing and able? Through Midoriya and I? They will reach out to us and us alone. I think that would be a disservice to themselves and to you, you're an accomplished hero and I think people deserve to learn that from your mouth."
A small silence yet again. Something that when the next speaker speaks up finds him less animated and less uninclined.
"...Whatever. I don't care. Set me up with your friends or whatever."
"I only know a few people he-- Oh. Huh."
"What?"
There's rustling and obviously they're getting closer.
"I must have hit the broadcast."
"YOU WHAT?"
"I must have hit the broadca-."
"IDIOT!"
"Ah, Hello. This is Shoto Todoroki. If anyone can hear me. Please meet one of my best friends Katsuki Baku--"
"--NO."
There's a grabbing noise, scraping the phone before the feed ends.
Sender ID:
heir_conditioned (Shoto Todoroki), callmekacchan (Katsuki Bakugo) & Anyone that wants to deal with them.To: Everyone by accident.
Subject: adf ;hjlp
Warnings: Swearing/General idiocy/etc. Both
callmekacchan and heir_conditioned might be responding. I'm under the weather so I may be slow and pre-apologize.When the shellphone post revs up, it's someone mid conversation putting said shellphone down for one reason or another. "--ave to, Bakugo. Eventually everyone has to."
"Can't convince me of that. What you can convince me of is you going and fucking yourself."
"...Why would I be able to convin-"
"Shut your mouth, shut it and keep it shut."
There's a long silence and a frustrated groan/sigh combo, somehow defying the sounds from being separate. "Say what you were saying."
"Why would I be able to co-"
"NOT. THAT ONE, MORON. BEFORE THAT."
"Oh."
"Ughh."
"You have to, Bakugo. Eventually everyone has to."
"Gimme one good reason."
"Having a broad spectrum of friends."
The person speaking next makes a noise that's supposed to emulate a buzzer, "Hard pass."
God that's even worse than a regular pass. Hmm... "Being able to reach out to more people in general?"
"Not on your life, keep trying."
"Networking...?"
"For what?"
"To bring more people toget-"
"Nope."
There's another sigh, this time just a regular one and it's from the first of the two speakers.
"Because if something happens and someone needs Dynamight, how will they know to reach out to you if they don't know that you're capable, willing and able? Through Midoriya and I? They will reach out to us and us alone. I think that would be a disservice to themselves and to you, you're an accomplished hero and I think people deserve to learn that from your mouth."
A small silence yet again. Something that when the next speaker speaks up finds him less animated and less uninclined.
"...Whatever. I don't care. Set me up with your friends or whatever."
"I only know a few people he-- Oh. Huh."
"What?"
There's rustling and obviously they're getting closer.
"I must have hit the broadcast."
"YOU WHAT?"
"I must have hit the broadca-."
"IDIOT!"
"Ah, Hello. This is Shoto Todoroki. If anyone can hear me. Please meet one of my best friends Katsuki Baku--"
"--NO."
There's a grabbing noise, scraping the phone before the feed ends.
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[Is he trolling? Just a little bit.]
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[But that was clearly a challenge from Rody so...]
Fuck you, I'll find the way home before any of you!
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Hah, if only it were that simple.
[Even his voice is a bit smaller, as if he was saying that more to himself than Katsuki. But when he talks again, he's back to normal.]
Well, if you do, let us know! We'll be grovelling at your feet for all your hard work.