RE: 02 🔥❄️

[gruffier]

Type: Text
Sender ID: gruffier | Clive Rosfield, tilfrosset | Jill Warrick
To: Everyone, open to the public
Subject: A long awaited announcement
Warnings: No warnings, only fluff!


[ An image appears across the shellphones with a simple, yet elegant invitation: ]





Apologies for the delay. There were... ever the obstacles to overcome.

We would be delighted by your presence. All are welcomed.

Comments

[gruffier]

[ If only you could see the squint he just gave to his shellphone.... yeah, he noticed that. ]

At present, no. But I mean ask Joshua to accompany me.

Do you have a recommended barber?

[ramuhs]

Good, Joshua will ensure you get something right and proper.

[The backhanded insults just keep coming—]

And I do. Can take you there myself.

[gruffier]

[ He can hear you, you know???? ]

Someone "right and proper", I assume?

[ramuhs]

You would assume correctly. Although there's still a month, we should go ahead and get you started. Unless you want to keep your "scruffy" look and surprise everyone later.

[gruffier]

Scruffy?

[ GODS this man doesn't know a thing about appearances anymore. ]

It won't be too shocking of a change, I'd imagine.

[ramuhs]

[It's not like it's a bad look, per se, but he could do better now that he's engaged and about to be married.]

Not to worry, I'll be sure they won't shave off all of your hair.