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Sender ID: rokubro (Rokurou)
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Subject: Tomatos R Veggtabels
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Tomatos R Veggtabels CHANGE MY MIND

Yep, that's it. HE'S ON TEAM VEGETABLES NO MATTER WHAT try and prove him and everyone else wrong—

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hold up
are they supposed to be something else?

It is a fruit, my friend.
The reason it is thus is due to the fertilization process and the fact the seeds are within.

...It's been a long time since I took any amurta electives but I'm pretty sure they're berries.

But does it really matter?

I mean, you're right. They're savory, not sweet. That means they're a veggie. There's no argument here!

[Babe.]

I don't know about this one, Raha. I'm pretty sure tomatoes are veggies.

[UH OH.]

fruit but i dont buy it

Obviously, they're a vegetable. Don't care what it is people say about them having seeds. If it doesn't taste like it belongs with dessert, it's not a fruit!

[That's her expert opinion as a frequent eater.]

yeayeah i herd

still tastes like a veg

What? A berry?

[THAT'S A NEW ONE.]

exactly u get me! they talk abot all that science stuff

its still a veg

thats what im saying!!

u dont even use it in real desserts

Well, berries are a type of fruit, I suppose. But they grow out of the stamen of a single flower after they bloom. [A pause.] Though I think the rest of the tomato plant is highly poisonous so you shouldn't eat anything else on it.