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[rokubro]

Type: Text
Sender ID: rokubro (Rokurou)
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Subject: Tomatos R Veggtabels
Warnings: Chaos and ragebaiting

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Tomatos R Veggtabels CHANGE MY MIND

Yep, that's it. HE'S ON TEAM VEGETABLES NO MATTER WHAT try and prove him and everyone else wrong—

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text; un: soundsurfer

[stillarhino]

hold up
are they supposed to be something else?

[rokubro]

fruit but i dont buy it

[stillarhino]

HUH
hows it supposed to be a fruit
im hella with you bro!

Text; un: noah

[afflatusexarch]

It is a fruit, my friend.
The reason it is thus is due to the fertilization process and the fact the seeds are within.

[activatingcombatmode]

[Babe.]

I don't know about this one, Raha. I'm pretty sure tomatoes are veggies.

[UH OH.]

[afflatusexarch]

Darling…
Scientifically, they aren’t.

[rokubro]

yeayeah i herd

still tastes like a veg

[afflatusexarch]

Is that so…
How does one “taste like a veg?”

voice; un: paradisea

[empyrean_mirror]

...It's been a long time since I took any amurta electives but I'm pretty sure they're berries.

But does it really matter?

[rokubro]

What? A berry?

[THAT'S A NEW ONE.]

[empyrean_mirror]

Well, berries are a type of fruit, I suppose. But they grow out of the stamen of a single flower after they bloom. [A pause.] Though I think the rest of the tomato plant is highly poisonous so you shouldn't eat anything else on it.

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[activatingcombatmode]

I mean, you're right. They're savory, not sweet. That means they're a veggie. There's no argument here!

[rokubro]

exactly u get me! they talk abot all that science stuff

its still a veg

text | un: eternalhymn

[eternalhymn]

This guy gets it! Thank you!

text | un: eternalhymn

[eternalhymn]

Obviously, they're a vegetable. Don't care what it is people say about them having seeds. If it doesn't taste like it belongs with dessert, it's not a fruit!

[That's her expert opinion as a frequent eater.]

[rokubro]

thats what im saying!!

u dont even use it in real desserts

[eternalhymn]

Don't worry, I'll back you up on this one!

Who's even trying to challenge this, anyway? If you eat it with pasta, it's not a fruit, case closed.

Text | UN: Tarttyrant

[tarttyrant]

[The longer he stays stuck in this world the more disappointed he is in all of you.]

That spelling is atrocious

[rokubro]

i no it grate

[Deliberate? Deliberate.]

video; un: sparkstrikes. private.

[sparkstrikes]

[She's just going to go straight to video to avoid his atrocious spelling.]

Are you really that bored?

[There is so much to unpack here, but first...]

[rokubro]

[But Lightning it would be more fun if you took his terrible spelling—]

I wouldn't say bored. I'm just trying to engage in a very serious matter.

tex; un: makoglow

[makoglow]

Is really something that's worth arguing over?
Either way, you eat it.
The worst outcome from this is figuring out if salsa is a sauce or a smoothie.

[rokubro]

hol up

good queston whats the diffrenc?

wait i think i talked to someon about ketchup about this too.....

Video; un: beshackled

[beshackled]

Why do you request that someone change your mind? 'Tis both a vegetable and a fruit. The fruiting bodies of plants are vegetables because they are vegetation one eats.

The fruiting body of a mushroom, however, is not a vegetable, as it is a fungus and not a plant.

[rokubro]

[...What.]

That's... Huh. A new take I haven't heard before.

But what's the difference between a fungus and a plant? Isn't it...a plant just because?