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[wodenworhteweos]

Type: Text
Sender ID: wodenworteweos (Barnabas Tharmr)
To: Everyone
Subject: Boredom
Warnings: Barnabas is a warning all by himself.

I'm bored. Fight me.

Comments

[activatingcombatmode]

You're seriously that bored though? Not complaining or anything. Just curious.

[wodenworhteweos]

I've spent the last forty years running a kingdom. This realm offers little compared to that.

[activatingcombatmode]

Hold on, you're over forty?! Are you sure you should be fighting?

[Old man alert???]

[wodenworhteweos]

I am seventy years old, and still one of the greatest swordsmen of my star. In forty years of rule only one man gave me a challenge.

[activatingcombatmode]

[Old man alert???]

Still?! At your age?! I don't know about that... Maybe you should be resting your knees or something. I don't know if I can fight someone at your age. I'd feel bad.

[He can't fight a grandpa?!]

[wodenworhteweos]

Yes. At my age.

I am in better condition than most people decades younger.

[It helps that he allowed his God to turn him into a zombie and stopped aging in his forties.]

I conqured a continent when I was a young man, and ever since only one man has defeated me in combat, and he was blessed by God himself.

[activatingcombatmode]

That's ... a pretty snazzy resume. [And also marginally weird??]

Still, I think I'll have to see it to believe it. Until then I'm going easy on you. There's absolutely going to be a bar set.

[wodenworhteweos]

[Barnabas' life is weird in general]

Are you a Corsair or a Paladin? If you're the former, you can see for yourself at the arena.

[activatingcombatmode]

I'm a Paladin??

[Do the corsairs have a whole ass arena??????]

[wodenworhteweos]

A pity.

[activatingcombatmode]

What, seriously man?

[wodenworhteweos]

[Left on read]