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[wodenworhteweos]

Type: Text
Sender ID: wodenworteweos (Barnabas Tharmr)
To: Everyone
Subject: Boredom
Warnings: Barnabas is a warning all by himself.

I'm bored. Fight me.

Comments

[garudas]

[ ...... ]

my liege forgive my bluntness but

is this really such a good idea to do over the phones

[Guess who still hasn't bothered to learn how to use shift or punctuation...]

[wodenworhteweos]

It's the only thing they're good for.

[Barnabas is a perfectionist, so he did figure it out.]

[garudas]

[She doesn't want to admit it, but there is a certain someone she hopes does not come across this message...]

i have heard about things they call fight clubs here on nogard

sender id: activatingcombatmode

[activatingcombatmode]

Hey, I'm in. Let's go, I've been itching for some real spars.

What kind of fighting? Swords? Hand-to-hand? What's your situation? Lay it on me, man.

[wodenworhteweos]

I prefer the sword, but I am skilled in other forms of combat.

[activatingcombatmode]

Yeah? That's pretty intense. If you want someone to spar with, I'm up for a sword fight.

[Zack no...]

id: notmymother

[notmymother]

okay
where

[wodenworhteweos]

wherever you can find me.

[notmymother]

[... Well, he's got a point.]

Are you a Corsair?

sender id: theargent

[greedsever]

Well, that’s certainly straightforward. Are you asking for a duel, or an outright fight?

[ even if none of them are true… this guy reminds him of sol. ]

[wodenworhteweos]

I wish for a battle that will entertain me.

[greedsever]

[ that totally isn’t vague, no. ]

Then surely any battle here could entertain you. There are many from other worlds that may give you what you want.

[dragoonoflight]

Would that I could, alas I am not within your vicinity. I would relish the opportunity to prove my prowess over you.

[ Because obviously he'd win. ]

[wodenworhteweos]

Bold talk for someone who has yet to best me. Still, you're entertaining enough.

id: pinksidekicking

[pinksidekicking]

What is that id name?

It looks like you smashed a bunch of letters together on the keyboard.

[wodenworhteweos]

It's the name of one of my attacks. It means, in the common tongue, Odin Wrought Idols.

[pinksidekicking]

Your common tongue sounds difficult to say.

If I squint, it almost looks like "wooden, worth, woes".

id: lordofcalamity

[lordofcalamity]

No. Get a hobby where you can entertain yourself.

[ Had this not started with those first two words, maybe Velvet would have taken him up on it. ]

[wodenworhteweos]

I have tried over the decades. Nothing has satisfied.

sender id: verboaten

[verboaten]

I'm game.

Where'd you want to meet up for this?

[wodenworhteweos]

Wherever. I am not picky about where I fight.

id: ramuhs

[ramuhs]

[He's not even paying much attention to who this possibly is and he could really use something to let off some steam so—]

Time and place.

Re: id: ramuhs

[wodenworhteweos]

Surprise me. It'll give you the advantage you need.

id: gruffier

[gruffier]

[ Of course this would be the first message on this fucking shellphone thing—

He's been practicing on it for a little, but this would be the first time he's put it to use. be proud of him Mid, wherever you are ]

not usually the first thing someone would suggest if theyre bored

[wodenworhteweos]

Mythos. Do you wish to try again?