fractales: (Lab coat thrown down)
Professor Turo ([personal profile] fractales) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-04-20 12:56 pm

Voice 🥀

Type: Voice
Sender ID: fractales(Professor Turo)
To: General
Subject: Brief Announcement
Warnings: TBA

[There was a soft melody playing in the background, along with the sound of paws pattering about. Some heavier steps. The music clearly from a music box that sounded as if it was sat somewhere closer to the shellphone—]

This is Professor Turo, and my apologies for perhaps a late statement that I may not be so easily found as usual the last several days; a few days more as well. Less time spent walking Cosmo, other places.

Of course I can still be reached over these, but I have been taking some time to myself. Finishing up a few projects, making room for others that are more in progress. Preparation for possible adoption candidates at Cosmo Conservatory -next month may do well for that- so I can be found within the medical building there once more at the very least.

[—that melody hanging in the air for a few notes. It at least helped to soothe...]

If anything is needed do not hesitate to contact me, but I bid you adieu for now.
reneggadetinkerer: (Dr. Dr. Gimme the News)

[personal profile] reneggadetinkerer 2026-04-30 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. Ice that has a weakness to a specific sound and frequency? Interesting. You'd think one would outfit a barge with transmitter that could broadcast that frequency at range. We wouldn't have to deal with that blasted ice at all.

But alright, if the notes react to a bell tower, then it's obviously part of a sequence. Find the rest of the towers or whatevers that resonate with the rest of the notes and there you have it! Puzzle solved!
reneggadetinkerer: (Dr. Why Would You Say That?)

[personal profile] reneggadetinkerer 2026-04-30 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Spiders?

Wait, what do spiders have to do with this?

[TURO WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING??]
reneggadetinkerer: (Dr. Undeclared Variable)

[personal profile] reneggadetinkerer 2026-04-30 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...interesting.

Why not frogs? The vocal sac of a frog would be far better suited for being able to broadcast. The web of a spider would be able to store the frequency of the sound in its webs and then transmit that to the frog.

Have each frog built with a storage unit. In the event a spider fails or gets destroyed by overly violent adolescents, you'll be able to continue the broadcasts.
reneggadetinkerer: (Dr. Hmph)

[personal profile] reneggadetinkerer 2026-04-30 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hm...

These are all very fine and whatnot but where's the flair? The personality?

If you're going to make something, instead of the standard hourglass symbol, use your likeness or something! Am I the only one who considers branding when building my mechanical minions?
reneggadetinkerer: (Dr. Not a Medical Doctor)

[personal profile] reneggadetinkerer 2026-04-30 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
...What's going on with your voice.
reneggadetinkerer: (Dr. Big Boss)

[personal profile] reneggadetinkerer 2026-04-30 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
You require maintenance then.

Turo, you know as well as I do that I have backups of all of your systems and I'm just bored enough to start digging.
reneggadetinkerer: (Dr. Collectibles)

[personal profile] reneggadetinkerer 2026-04-30 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
A loss?

[Ah. He's starting to see what's going on now.]

Is that what all this is? You feel sad?
reneggadetinkerer: (Dr. Gendo Pose)

[personal profile] reneggadetinkerer 2026-04-30 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Then just do what your original 'you' would do. Build yet another iteration of yourself.

A surrogate child or...something of that nature.

Not that I would know anything of the sort.
reneggadetinkerer: (Dr. And Then There's This Guy)

[personal profile] reneggadetinkerer 2026-04-30 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Do I look to be the sentimental type?

No, if I'm going to build an AI from scratch with the express purpose of it being loyal only to me while giving it the capacity to grow, I'd do it for the sole purpose of conquering worlds.

Besides, there's only one of me. If I were going to construct a progeny, I'd make sure it looked nothing like me.

Lest it get any about usurping me.
reneggadetinkerer: (Dr. Who Even Wrote This Code?)

[personal profile] reneggadetinkerer 2026-04-30 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
And I assert that there's nothing better than the original.

Besides, what good would making a copy of myself be? I'd just argue with it all the time.

I'd rather build something I can teach.
reneggadetinkerer: (Dr. Undeclared Variable)

[personal profile] reneggadetinkerer 2026-04-30 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
And yet here you are in a malaise because you're alone?

Honestly, what's so bad about being alone? I'm always alone!