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[standingonmyneck]

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Subject: Pizza

Warnings: Prewarning for awful pizza takes ig





What do people like on their pizza around here?

If you don't even know what pizza is, that's another thing altogether. It's bread with sauce, cheese, meat and/or veggies on it.

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[standingonmyneck]

[Ah, it's this guy. LMAO.]

Maybe, if I feel like it. Plotting your next caper?

[yuezun]

This venerable one has no capers in mind.

[Pizza stealing was not a caper.]

When you next make one, you should inform this venerable one.

[standingonmyneck]

So you admit that I made something you like and you’d like some?

You’re going soft.

[yuezun]

This venerable one has no reason to lie over this matter. There is nothing soft in doing so.

[He sounds a just a little huffy. Why you gotta call him out like this?]

Will you or will you not tell this venerable one when you next make pizza?

[How hard are you gonna make it for him to steal his next slice?]

[standingonmyneck]

I might tell you.


You have to ask nicely first.

[yuezun]

This venerable one is being nice.

[standingonmyneck]

If the venerable one wants to be invited to have some of my wares, he needs to ask politely.

[yuezun]

...what is your definition of polite if this does not qualify?

[He's not even demanding yet!]

[standingonmyneck]

Say “please”, or “may I have some”.

[yuezun]

[. . .]

This venerable one would like to have some pizza when you make it.

[That counts, right?]

[standingonmyneck]

[.....Acceptable. Sucker. Haha.]

Of course you may, thank you for asking.

[yuezun]

Then you will tell this venerable one when you make it next?

[Because she hadn't technically agreed to tell him. Yet.]