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[standingonmyneck]

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Subject: Pizza

Warnings: Prewarning for awful pizza takes ig





What do people like on their pizza around here?

If you don't even know what pizza is, that's another thing altogether. It's bread with sauce, cheese, meat and/or veggies on it.

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[gr1m]

[Pizza, bringing so many out because it's always good— even when it's not, so the saying goes.

Probably.]

There's reason you find all sorts of pork cooked with pineapple. Adds that sweet and tangy zing, and all pulls together with the cheese and sauce.

Good shit.

[standingonmyneck]

Real gourmand over here. Doubt you’d find that at any regular pizza chain.

[gr1m]

All the more a pity- but with the know how, can at east make it yourself.

Usually end up with more for yourself as well.

[standingonmyneck]

What a coincidence, as I've been making them myself. Though it's been more due to lack of options more than anything else.

[...She enjoyed it though, shhh.]

[gr1m]

When it comes to pizza? Sometimes you do what you gotta do. Take it you're not doing bad if you're asking about toppings.

Still, not surprising there isn't a place around that serves pizza. Flatbrad with toppings maybe, but that could be as close as some food places get.

[standingonmyneck]

Flatbread is for people who want to pretend they live in Beverly Hills with the delusion that they're eating higher class cuisine.

[gr1m]

If that ain't the truth of it majority of the time. Even harder when you're halfway across the world and craving pizza, but the places only know flatbread as it.

[standingonmyneck]

And then, surprise! It’s also twice as much.

[gr1m]

The price point just another hit with getting topping'd flatbread instead of the pizza you crave. The double whammy.