[ voice ] BUNches of Buns

[makoglow]

Type: Video
Sender ID: makoglow ( Cloud Strife )
To: General
Subject: Hop To It
Warnings: N/A

I don't know how it happened, and I don't care. Someone needs to get here and get these damn rabbits off of my ship.

Don't even know where the hell they -

[ And in the background! The sound of one of those three-headed dogs barking and the scrape of nails against the deck. ]

Fenrir - No!

[ Someone might have found those dream rabbits. ]

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[Video] un: beshackled

[beshackled]

If you've a need of capturing creatures, I may be able to help.

[They're not his rabbits, but his magicks are very suited to the task.]

[makoglow]

I'll treat you to a freebie of your choice at the bar and grill if you do.

[ He's never going to ask someone for help without some kind of payment. ]

It's taking everything I've got keeping Fenrir from chasing them.

[beshackled]

[That's nice of him, because receiving payment is always about the last thing on this man's mind.]

Where is your ship?

[makoglow]

We're usually docked on Eltrut, so everyone can get to us.

Can't miss it. The sails change color.

voice;

[activatingcombatmode]

They're trying to bust into the stores down below the main deck!! How the hell do we get rid of them?! Where's Red?!

[makoglow]

Probably trying to get into the vegetables...

You don't think they came from the conservatory, do you?

[activatingcombatmode]

Some of that stuff is fresh, it cost us a lot.

I don't know. If they are from the conservatory, then they probably want them back?

[makoglow]

I just picked it up earlier today-

Maybe we should threaten them by serving rabbit stew.

video un: hellofishies

[hellofishies]

I might be able to help get them! Maybe I could put them with my chickens.

[makoglow]

Look, I don't really care where they go. Not as long as they're gone.

[hellofishies]

Are they really that bad?

[makoglow]

They're everywhere, and we sell food?

[ See how that might not be a good mix? ]

video, un: sparkstrikes

[sparkstrikes]

[Well, Cloudy Boy. It's been a while, and this sure is a way to reunite after all that time. There might be a twinge of amusement in Lightning's voice, even if she is trying to keep it as dry as possible.]

Not here to offer help, just here to tell you that the image of you chasing rabbits is pretty funny.

[She's so helpful. But maybe she'll offer some if he asks nicely.]

[makoglow]

Thanks. Appreciate you letting me know.

Too bad that's not what's happening.

[sparkstrikes]

That's not what I heard. What's all the yelling about?

[makoglow]

That's not me chasing the rabbits.

It's me trying to stop the dog from doing that.

voice; un: chaosvessel

[chaosvessel]

[Because Vincent knows how to initiate the "reply" command, so there's not going to be any video unless Cloud takes care of it.]

That sounds like a problem.

[makoglow]

It is.

I noticed an absence of red around here.

[chaosvessel]

He's been spending time at the conservatory.

[What do mean, Cloud? I certainly didn't abandon ship.]

voice; un:spectacleofphantasmagoria

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

I've used rabbits in my tricks before, but this is ridiculous even for me!

[There's a clatter and some scuffling from Lyney's end.]

H-Hey! Get out of there, those aren't for you to play with--!!

[Don't mind that crash of glass in the background.]

[makoglow]

[ You know, he was going to say something to that. Going to respond!

But then there's the crashing and Cloud is squinting - ]

Lyney? You good?

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

[There's a bit more clatter and some scuffling, and a couple surprisingly choice words from Lyney. But eventually he returns to the line, a weary sigh escaping him.]

I was running inventory for the bar for Tifa, and those hopping fiends got into the storage! I chased them out, but we may need to order a few more glasses...

Text; un: Pers

[scooba]

...Do you need some help?

[makoglow]

Probably could use it if you're free.

[scooba]

Alright, I’ll try to get to the ship as fast as I can.

Is there anything you need to help get rid of them?