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[empyrean_mirror]

Type: Video
Sender ID: paridisaea(Kaveh )
To: Public
Subject: !!!
Warnings: N/A for now

[The video feed opens on an empty-ish room. While the room is empty, it does have an absolutely gorgeous view of the waters off Eltrut through the glorious bay windows.]

Isn't that lovely? It'll make a wonderful reading nook, I think.

[Kaveh will turn the camera back to himself, with a bright smile.] This place will need some work, but when I saw that view, I thought it'd be worth it. Obviously, we're still getting stuff put together, so it's not really good for guests yet, but once we have things ready and some chairs that don't wobble, it'd be nice to celebrate with a little get-together, what do you all think?

[...For reasons that shall remain Alhaitham, in the back of the shot, on one of the counters, is a...statue? of what might be an attempt at a fish? It will stare into your soul. Don't worry about it.]

Comments

[empyrean_mirror]

Wha--no, we just--literally sleep in there, that's--

[Oh no that's making it worse. he can hear it as he says it. Oh no.]

[indispensable]

[Alhaitham was just about to respond to Kaveh, but then there is this, so.]

What was that about saying something embarrassing?

[empyrean_mirror]

Not another word out of you! Not a word, you understand me, Alhaitham?!

[indispensable]

[Just mimes the gesture of him zipping his mouth and tossing away the key.

Not another word from him, just like you asked.]

[afflatusexarch]

My friend, I'm not even sure that my archeological prowess can dig you out of this one.

[empyrean_mirror]

You're not helping!

[afflatusexarch]

I wasn't aware that I was required to help.

[empyrean_mirror]

You don't both have to laugh at me!!

[afflatusexarch]

I don't recall laughing, Kaveh.~

[empyrean_mirror]

I can literally see you grinning.

[HE KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE, CAT.]

[afflatusexarch]

So is your roommate who shares a single room with you but is not a lover back there.

[indispensable]

[Don't out him like this Raha—

Anyway so Alhaitham is now going to very unsubtly put his book back up so that the lower half of his face is covered now, thanks.]

[empyrean_mirror]

Okay, factually all true but you don't have to say it like that?

[G'RAHA PLEASE.]

He will get his later.

[activatingcombatmode]

[what in the world is going on here why is there yelling]

Raha, are you getting in the middle of a lover's quarrel or what?

[empyrean_mirror]

WE'RE NOT LOVERS!

[keep telling yourself that Kaveh.]

[activatingcombatmode]

[two bros sharing a room five feet apart because they're not gay?]

Yeah? You should probably yell that louder.

[empyrean_mirror]

[Just because he's gay doesn't mean he's dating his extremely attractive roommate, Zack!]

I don't--

[Just burying his face in his hands and making a long whining sound.]

Archons, did everyone hear it?

[activatingcombatmode]

Pretty sure whoever was scrolling through, yeah.

[Poor guy, Zack feels bad. But. He does spy the jacked feeble scholar in the background there.]

Look, it's not bad to share a room with a guy you like. What's the big deal?

[empyrean_mirror]

[Oh Kaveh just went beet red and choked on his own tongue. He's actually coughing. he might die.

Zack you can't just say that. Zack!!]

[indispensable]

[Alhaitham casually glancing over his book in the background now to watch Kaveh with an obvious tinge of amusement. He'd say something here, but. Kaveh did tell him to not speak, and so he will continue to comply with that until told otherwise.]

[afflatusexarch]

[ And up go his tail and ears! ]

I'll have you know I didn't start this. Rather, I made a simple inquiry.

[activatingcombatmode]

Sounds to me like he really didn't like the question.

[He laughs a little.]

[afflatusexarch]

T'was his slip of the tongue that led to this. My question was entirely innocent.

As was my suggestion regarding the decor.

[activatingcombatmode]

I guess some people aren't ready to admit they wanna share a room publically.

[Poor dude.]

[afflatusexarch]

I assume that you would have no qualms about such a thing.

Though you don't fluster as easily as Kaveh. Most unfortunate, really.