indispensable: (gratification.)
Alhaitham ([personal profile] indispensable) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-02-02 03:37 am

text; finding friends...? (not real, totally clickbait)

Type: Text
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public~
Subject: !!!
Warnings: Impersonation and clickbait B| None whatsoever.

Hello. I am Alhaitham, scholar and Scribe of the Akademiya. I have been informed by my gracious and kind senior that this network is an excellent communication tool.

It has been brought to my attention that I am severely lacking in social interactions, and that it may be detrimental to my health to stay inside and read all day.

Despite the many flaws in my personality, I am very knowledgeable in a wide range of topics, and am a thorough partner in any academic debate. While my way of speaking is quite strangely awkward and disjointed for a man who studies words for a living, my only criteria for judgement is that you are doing your best for your educational background.

Kaveh will be hosting a small party to celebrate the acquisition of a new home. I look forward to exploring the joys of friendship there with you. If you have any further questions, please forward them to me or to my kind senior, Kaveh.


[A few hours later, this post is amended with the following:]

Disregard the contents of this post; Kaveh made it using my shellphone while I was not paying attention. The party that he mentioned above is also not happening.

[A second amendment, around half an hour later:]

Ignore Alhaitham!! The party will be happening!! I will be sending invites soon!!

[ooc note: despite this being written from Alhaitham's shellphone, Kaveh is the one who made the initial post. responses will come from either one of them depending on the time (before or after Alhaitham discovers what Kaveh has done), so do specify which time period your character is responding to!]
empyrean_mirror: (Default)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-07 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[well, he doesn't know this person, but more friends the merrier, right.]

since we'd be meeting for the first time, there's no need to bring anything but yourselves.

[a pause. wait--]

...partner?
empyrean_mirror: (6)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-07 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
no matter what he insists, human beings can't survive on books alone. He doesn't have to like it right now, but having more than two connections will be better for him in the long-term, especially here.
empyrean_mirror: (Default)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-07 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
hey now, it's not like I don't. I reserve the right to complain a little bit in a professional capacity, that's all.

[complain a...lottle bit. complaining is one of his love languages, cid.]

you would too if you woke up with that fish on your nightstand, staring directly at you
empyrean_mirror: (74)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-07 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm looking forward to it.

[And thanks to Cid, now Alhaitham is too.]
empyrean_mirror: ("My questions and your questions)

text;

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-07 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
it takes two harra fruit to make a FULL BOTTLE of spice

ergo you dumped HALF A BOTTLE'S worth in there and they're more potent fresh!!!
empyrean_mirror: (6)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-07 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, the party is non-negotiable.
scooba: (Sony)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-07 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you suggesting that there are things that need to be fixed here? I suppose there are a lot things that we can try to make and improve the lives here...

But I have to admit, I'm not even sure where to begin.
ramuhs: (⚡ 267)

[personal profile] ramuhs 2024-02-08 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[MAKING INROADS WITH NEW SON.]

Then looking forward to it.
ramuhs: (⚡ 298)

[personal profile] ramuhs 2024-02-08 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'd think it hilarious.

[....But he knows a certain bird lady wouldn't.]
standingonmyneck: (in the car my stop ok)

[personal profile] standingonmyneck 2024-02-08 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Does your friend consent to that? I ask this because I'm getting the major flags the answer was "no".
standingonmyneck: (looking to my right)

[personal profile] standingonmyneck 2024-02-08 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Your pal here seems to want to rope you into a party anyway.

Sucks for you.
empyrean_mirror: (6)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-08 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
he agreed to help grill the food, even.

[Kaveh has ways of persuasion.]
lucky_e: (41)

[personal profile] lucky_e 2024-02-10 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough. I'll keep that in mind in the future. But I do still hope you have fun and enjoy your new home.

[hopefully he records each and every reaction fufufu...]
lucky_e: (58)

[personal profile] lucky_e 2024-02-10 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[friends. GET! It also really doesn't hurt to at least say hello to new faces!]

Alright, I won't fret over it. But also figured it wouldn't hurt to ask if you'd like some extra snacks or anything.

[Oh, did she misunderstand again? They seem really close!]

Yes, your partner. The other person who's been replying. Am I mistaken? I apologize if I am!
empyrean_mirror: (34)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-10 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
I have ideas but they're a little overwhelming to organize...I don't think I'd know how to start. But there's no problem taking time to really assess what can be done, either.
empyrean_mirror: (6)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-10 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
no wonder you two get along
empyrean_mirror: (2)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-10 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
It's very kind of you to ask, either way.

We aren't...he's my roommate.


scooba: (Rumble Park)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-10 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of ideas do you have?

It'll give us something to start with.
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[personal profile] phoenixdominant 2024-02-11 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
When you put it as such that is especially kind, Kaveh. He must mean a great deal to you.

[Although Joshua still isn't sure he would have made such a sneaky post...]
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[personal profile] phoenixdominant 2024-02-11 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I've long held a deep fascination for history and medicine theology, myself.

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