text; finding friends...? (not real, totally clickbait)

[indispensable]

Type: Text
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public~
Subject: !!!
Warnings: Impersonation and clickbait B| None whatsoever.

Hello. I am Alhaitham, scholar and Scribe of the Akademiya. I have been informed by my gracious and kind senior that this network is an excellent communication tool.

It has been brought to my attention that I am severely lacking in social interactions, and that it may be detrimental to my health to stay inside and read all day.

Despite the many flaws in my personality, I am very knowledgeable in a wide range of topics, and am a thorough partner in any academic debate. While my way of speaking is quite strangely awkward and disjointed for a man who studies words for a living, my only criteria for judgement is that you are doing your best for your educational background.

Kaveh will be hosting a small party to celebrate the acquisition of a new home. I look forward to exploring the joys of friendship there with you. If you have any further questions, please forward them to me or to my kind senior, Kaveh.

[A few hours later, this post is amended with the following:]

Disregard the contents of this post; Kaveh made it using my shellphone while I was not paying attention. The party that he mentioned above is also not happening.

[A second amendment, around half an hour later:]

Ignore Alhaitham!! The party will be happening!! I will be sending invites soon!!

[ooc note: despite this being written from Alhaitham's shellphone, Kaveh is the one who made the initial post. responses will come from either one of them depending on the time (before or after Alhaitham discovers what Kaveh has done), so do specify which time period your character is responding to!]

Comments

action;

[empyrean_mirror]

[Hey. Alhaitham.

Kaveh is giggling on the couch and messing with a shellphone. Relatedly, when did you last see yours?]

after the final message; un: subigito

[subigito]

Cute. What is this, like a jester's routine?

After; UN: catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

[Well if that little lover's quarrel is over and done...]

... So is there a party happening or not?

un: standingonmyneck

[standingonmyneck]

Wow, a sales pitch and show.

Voice; after the final message

[scooba]

Should I bring something as a housewarming gift? That is what people are supposed to do right?

un: gruffier

[gruffier]

[ ......... Kaveh what did you do- ]

I understand all too well having forward companions.

They usually don't budge with these matters. It's best to just let it happen.

After / un; Enterprise

[lucky_e]

I suppose I'll be seeing the both of you at this party?

text;

[phoenixdominant]

[Well, isn't this amusing.]

I do hope at least the positive points of this post are true. Are you truly a scholar and scribe?

id: ramuhs

[ramuhs]

[He already could tell it was Kaveh from the start, so he only chimes in after seeing the edits because lol.]

See you two are having fun.

after the whole thing plays out on her phone like a comedy of errors

[photographice]

Mr. Kaveh, it's not nice to take someone else's phone!

[Yes, that's her takeaway from all this.]