text; finding friends...? (not real, totally clickbait)

[indispensable]

Type: Text
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public~
Subject: !!!
Warnings: Impersonation and clickbait B| None whatsoever.

Hello. I am Alhaitham, scholar and Scribe of the Akademiya. I have been informed by my gracious and kind senior that this network is an excellent communication tool.

It has been brought to my attention that I am severely lacking in social interactions, and that it may be detrimental to my health to stay inside and read all day.

Despite the many flaws in my personality, I am very knowledgeable in a wide range of topics, and am a thorough partner in any academic debate. While my way of speaking is quite strangely awkward and disjointed for a man who studies words for a living, my only criteria for judgement is that you are doing your best for your educational background.

Kaveh will be hosting a small party to celebrate the acquisition of a new home. I look forward to exploring the joys of friendship there with you. If you have any further questions, please forward them to me or to my kind senior, Kaveh.

[A few hours later, this post is amended with the following:]

Disregard the contents of this post; Kaveh made it using my shellphone while I was not paying attention. The party that he mentioned above is also not happening.

[A second amendment, around half an hour later:]

Ignore Alhaitham!! The party will be happening!! I will be sending invites soon!!

[ooc note: despite this being written from Alhaitham's shellphone, Kaveh is the one who made the initial post. responses will come from either one of them depending on the time (before or after Alhaitham discovers what Kaveh has done), so do specify which time period your character is responding to!]

Comments

action;

[empyrean_mirror]

[Hey. Alhaitham.

Kaveh is giggling on the couch and messing with a shellphone. Relatedly, when did you last see yours?]

action;

[indispensable]

[Funny you should ask that question because Alhaitham did realize his shellphone is not where he thought it'd be and is currently going around the house to find it—

—and honestly, he doesn't think much about Kaveh at first when he passes by him, since its not that uncommon to see his senior using his device (he uses it a lot more than Alhaitham, that's for certain). What does get his attention, though, is the giggling that is going on, as that is more rare, and that very much does pique his interest. Just what is it that is making him act like this?

So here he is coming over to see what's up, but before he can even start to ask—

...

...

...

Yeah he's just going to come right over and snatch the Shellphone away from Kaveh now, thanks.]

action;

[empyrean_mirror]

Wha--hey!

[Kaveh scrambles up, indignant. He know he can't be too mad, given what he's been doing but--well, come on. Alhaitham deserves this punishment! He knows what he did!!]

after the final message; un: subigito

[subigito]

Cute. What is this, like a jester's routine?

un: paradisaea

[empyrean_mirror]

would've had to have been funny for that, wouldn't it

After; UN: catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

[Well if that little lover's quarrel is over and done...]

... So is there a party happening or not?

UN: paridisaea

[empyrean_mirror]

[...ranma, what is that username.]

it's happening. I'm the one who paid for the house.

un: standingonmyneck

[standingonmyneck]

Wow, a sales pitch and show.

un: paridisaea | i have been mispelling his username this entire post oh my god

[empyrean_mirror]

sales pitch???

[madam he is not selling this man. he might pay you to take him.]

un: indispensable

[indispensable]

We're not selling anything.

[Where did you even get that idea??]

Voice; after the final message

[scooba]

Should I bring something as a housewarming gift? That is what people are supposed to do right?

Voice;

[empyrean_mirror]

You don't have to, but if you did, Alhaitham likes books, and he'd probably appreciate just about anything to do with the Leviathans.

[is this how you find out they live together, fremi. he's so sorry.]

un: gruffier

[gruffier]

[ ......... Kaveh what did you do- ]

I understand all too well having forward companions.

They usually don't budge with these matters. It's best to just let it happen.

un: paridisaea

[empyrean_mirror]

clive whose side are you on

After / un; Enterprise

[lucky_e]

I suppose I'll be seeing the both of you at this party?

un: indispensable

[indispensable]

Seeing as how the both us live here, yes.

[They live here! Together! And he can say it! Literally nobody else has no idea how pleased this makes him.]

un: paradisaea

[empyrean_mirror]

Be a little strange if we weren't both there, wouldn't it?

text;

[phoenixdominant]

[Well, isn't this amusing.]

I do hope at least the positive points of this post are true. Are you truly a scholar and scribe?

text;

[indispensable]

Yes.

[They're hardly anything worth boasting about, but he likes it enough and does what it needs to for his life back in Teyvat, so.]

text;

[empyrean_mirror]

would I lie to you, Joshua

[says local man on a post impersonating his husband roommate?]

id: ramuhs

[ramuhs]

[He already could tell it was Kaveh from the start, so he only chimes in after seeing the edits because lol.]

See you two are having fun.

id: paridisaea

[empyrean_mirror]

yeah, yeah.

Are you coming?

id: indispensable

[indispensable]

That's just Kaveh.

[He is not having fun Cid where would you even get that idea.]

after the whole thing plays out on her phone like a comedy of errors

[photographice]

Mr. Kaveh, it's not nice to take someone else's phone!

[Yes, that's her takeaway from all this.]

[empyrean_mirror]

it's fine, he helps himself to my things all the time?