Video || A Crabulous Query

[catsgothistongue]

Type: Video
Sender ID: catsgothistongue (Ranma)
To: Public
Subject: Crabs
Warnings: Small mention of broken arm, Ranma's general idiocy

[The video feed opens up to a calm, relaxing beach viewing with waves gently crashing on the shore and crabs scuttering along in their own little world. The screen would change to front-facing mode to show Ranma sitting on the beach, left arm bandaged and in a cast and a few crabs climbing on and off of him. He seemed almost wistful, as if he's about to poise a sagely question...]

Think anyone here tried cooking any of the crabs here yet? [... or not.] Or at the least tried to get a leg off the big one. Imagine how much you could make with just a leg!

[Ranma no.]

Just uh... Just a hypothetical. [He's totally not salivating right now.]

Comments

[catsgothistongue]

[Kaveh.]

I don't know, why would you contact anyone?

[fatalism]

because my medical skills are basic.

[catsgothistongue]

Relax, I know how to treat myself. Who do you think got this taken care of? [Sure he had some help with it but he feels he did most of the work!] Plus I'm a fast healer? This? [He nodded to his broken arm.] It'll heal in four days.

[fatalism]

is that an ability you have? fast healing?

since none of the treatments i've looked at here seem to be miracle style cures.

[catsgothistongue]

Pretty much.

[He's walked off brutalities that would've rendered any other person's bones to saw dust.]

[fatalism]

allow me to be jealous for a moment.



alright

now, go on, fight the crab.

[catsgothistongue]

I'm only gonna fight it if it challenges me or if I have a reason to.

[He was only half serious about actually wanting to fight and or eat it.]

[fatalism]

well now i'll have to live with this disappointment