Video || A Crabulous Query

[catsgothistongue]

Type: Video
Sender ID: catsgothistongue (Ranma)
To: Public
Subject: Crabs
Warnings: Small mention of broken arm, Ranma's general idiocy

[The video feed opens up to a calm, relaxing beach viewing with waves gently crashing on the shore and crabs scuttering along in their own little world. The screen would change to front-facing mode to show Ranma sitting on the beach, left arm bandaged and in a cast and a few crabs climbing on and off of him. He seemed almost wistful, as if he's about to poise a sagely question...]

Think anyone here tried cooking any of the crabs here yet? [... or not.] Or at the least tried to get a leg off the big one. Imagine how much you could make with just a leg!

[Ranma no.]

Just uh... Just a hypothetical. [He's totally not salivating right now.]

Comments

[verboaten]

[chase those dreams, ranma! eizen will not stop you from following them! ...for better or worse.]

I can’t argue with you there. Crab might not be the worst meal, but even the best crab can’t hold a candle to a moderately decent steak.

[nothing against crab, but there's nothing it can do to stand up to an opponent like good steak.]

[catsgothistongue]

[You won't regret this. Yes you will what have you done eizen?]

Eh, I'm not partial to either one, both are pretty good.

[Being picky and stubborn with what you eat doesn't help you survive in the wilderness.]

[verboaten]

[be the best big bro type ever, that's what.]

That just sounds like you've never had a top-class steak before. You get yourself the best cut of meat, prep and cook it with some high quality utensils and you'll find yourself with a meal worth savoring.

[but it's not an easy meal to come by and eizen knows as much. honestly, one can call it more of an event as opposed to a mere meal. on the rare chance that one can come across that level of meat, however, it hits the spot like little else.]

[catsgothistongue]

[The martial artist gave a shrug and relaxed back in the sand he was in.]

In my defense, that stuff's usually super expensive and pricy that only rich folk can afford. Last time I was able to eat something of that class, I was basically in a glorified eating contest. But I'm pretty sure I'll live without this fabled 'top-class steak'.

[verboaten]

Who said any thing about being rich? There's ways to get your hands on good quality stuff without hurting your own wallet.

[in other words, by using less than wholesome ways. eizen isn't the best influence.]

[catsgothistongue]

... So by stealing?

[Cause to be honest Eizen, you're sounding like his old man right now.]

[verboaten]

Stealing's one option, sure. There's also making deals and knowing the right people. You want good quality meat, find the people who can make that happen and figure out how.

[...he is really suggesting blackmarket deals for wagyu level steak.]