text; an important survey

[indispensable]

Type: Text
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public. So, so public.
Subject: A Survey on Romantic Relationships
Warnings: Potential discussions about sex? I guess?? But mostly this is just Alhaitham being the most obliviously shameless man alive.

This is Alhaitham.

I have a survey that I would like people to fill. There are no restrictions or stipulations to the nature of the responder. The only request is for you to be honest when filling it up.

1) Are you currently in a romantic relationship or have been in one? (yes/no)
2) If yes, does your current or previous relationship involve sex? (yes/no)
3) List down 5 to 10 words that describe what your significant other (past or present) makes you feel.
4) What is your main priority when you are with your significant other (past or present)?
5) How do you measure or recognize your feelings as love? What separates them infatuation or sexual attraction? Describe in 100 words or less.

You are free to leave your answers in this post or direct them to my inbox. I will be following up on whatever answers I feel are necessary.

Thank you for your time.

[OOC: ICly, this network post comes up about five minutes after the one Kaveh makes.]

Comments

[indispensable]

[Good thing we're not on earth then. :)]

text to his inbox

[empyrean_mirror]

whatever it is you're doing in there, you said you'd come help me.

technically private text i guess

[indispensable]

Are you actually in need of help at the moment?

[empyrean_mirror]

I only have so many hands, Alhaitham.

[indispensable]

And you can still use them, I trust.

Just let me know when you actually need help and I'll come over.

[empyrean_mirror]

Alhaitham

an individual one of these butterflies is very light but a box of twenty-five is not

there are ten boxes.

[indispensable]

Nothing's stopping you from carrying them in one by one.

[He is busy senior have you not realized this.]

[empyrean_mirror]

I'm very curious as to why you're suddenly not free when you were ten minutes ago.

[indispensable]

I said I'd help, not that I was free.

[empyrean_mirror]

and now you are neither free nor helping.

[indispensable]

And you're clearly not busy enough if you can message me like this.

[empyrean_mirror]

I am messaging you to get you to turn off your earpieces and come outside.

[indispensable]

I'm busy.

[empyrean_mirror]

with WHAT

[indispensable]

Stuff.

[empyrean_mirror]

alhaitham if you don't put your shellphone down I swear to god I'm not to blame for what I do in retaliation

[indispensable]

And what, exactly, are you going to do?

[empyrean_mirror]

I'm still workshopping that

but we're having soup for dinner if you're not out here in ten minutes.

[indispensable]

[Alhaitham doesn't answer. If he doesn't acknowledge it then it won't happen!!

But also maybe he's getting very distracted with his survey whoops.]

[empyrean_mirror]

[Guess who's having cheesy soup for dinner tonight then!!!]

[indispensable]

[why would you even want cheese in your soup that's awful]

[empyrean_mirror]

[it's so you can dip bread in it you heathen!!!]

[indispensable]

[He is not the one who said the words 'cheesy soup' okay.]

voice; perhaps some time later

[empyrean_mirror]

Alhaitham.

[You hear that tone? Somebody's angy.]

Care to explain exactly what you think you're doing?

is it even voice when he hears Kaveh from the back door or something

[indispensable]

[Alhaitham does indeed hear that tone...

...and promptly ignores it.]

Waiting for you to finish so that we can have lunch.

[Also ignoring the fact that he ended up not helping Kaveh at all, like he said he would. If Kaveh steps into the living room he'll also see that Alhaitham's gaze is fully fixed on his shellphone right now.]