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telepathicignorance ([personal profile] telepathicignorance) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-04-12 12:21 am

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Sender ID: telepathicignorance (Sidestep)
To: Everyone
Subject: Sidestep wants to do something about that alchemist
Warnings: Implications and possible discussion of slavery and sexual exploitation, planning to inflict violence on a (deserving) alchemist

You guys saw that alchemist asking for help "bringing back" his wife, right?

Well, he didn't. He created two new wives instead. You've probably seen them attacking the populace.

I don't know if he's ordering them to do this or if they need to feed on men or what, but if they don't please him he'll kill them and make new ones. I don't think it's a good idea to let someone run around creating and discarding living things on a whim like that.

Also, if we end up having to kill his creations he's just going to keep making new ones.

Ranma and I are going after him, but we could use some help. If you want to join us you can meet us at
(They give a location far enough from the alchemist's house as to not arouse suspicion or set off any potential guards.)

(ooc: The log for attacking the alchemist is here!)
treebornekettlegirl: (>:/)

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[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2024-04-12 07:04 am (UTC)(link)

I can back up what they're saying here. Those chicks started chasing me all throughout town just for being near the guy's home, and no matter how many times I gave them the slip, they're relentless and stuck close by until they found me again. I only just managed to lose those girls thanks to them, for now at least. Either way, I can't have been their only target they've gone after, and will go after.

Something has to be done about them- No, something's got to be done about that creep ASAP! Far as we know, the 'wives' only go after guys. I imagine they'll probably attack anyone who goes after the creep, regardless of what gender they are, but for now, it's safe to assume they'll ignore anyone who isn't male.


[Something she's learnt first hand numerous times by now.]
treebornekettlegirl: (>:)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2024-04-12 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)

Of course. What kinda man would I be if I let that creep do whatever he wanted?
treebornekettlegirl: (Are you fucking serious?)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2024-04-13 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Excuse you?? She's literally helping them!]

Sure.
treebornekettlegirl: (Beach)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2024-04-13 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[... Okay, fair. She can't 100% disagree there. Humans suck a lot sometimes.]
Same here. Dealt with too many of them. Scum like them? They don't settle with just one. They want more. Even if he doesn't kill them to replace them, he could still make more just for wanton lust.
treebornekettlegirl: (Hissing)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2024-04-13 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Most people in Ranma's life can be described as 'sucking a lot'. A good 80% of them have tried to kill her or maim her at least once.]

Didn't even think of that...

[Revolting...]

The sooner we take care of him, the better.
treebornekettlegirl: (BATTLE CRY)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2024-04-14 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
So have I. Different worlds, same sick bastards. Wonder if it's a constant or unspoken rule that evil jerks must exist no matter what world they're in.

[Something something where there is good, there's evil blah blah.]

All the more reason to take him down. There's gotta be somewhere we can drop him off at so he'd be locked away for good.
treebornekettlegirl: (Exclaiming)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2024-04-15 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
No, I've met plenty of sick bastards that aren't human before. Doesn't matter what species they are, if they're malicious or gross enough to think of something horrible, they'll do it.
treebornekettlegirl: (Smug little shit)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2024-04-15 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
If there's one good thing about assholes like those? It's always satisfying to pound their faces in and teach them a lesson.
treebornekettlegirl: (Throw hands)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2024-04-15 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe in a perfect world, they wouldn't.
treebornekettlegirl: (LET'S DO THIS)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2024-04-15 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Only in a dream.

[Well this just got all morose.]

I'll meet with you and the others who show in a bit. I just want to make sure those women aren't attacking anyone else in town.