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[telepathicignorance]

Type:Text
Sender ID: telepathicignorance (Sidestep)
To: Everyone
Subject: Sidestep wants to do something about that alchemist
Warnings: Implications and possible discussion of slavery and sexual exploitation, planning to inflict violence on a (deserving) alchemist

You guys saw that alchemist asking for help "bringing back" his wife, right?

Well, he didn't. He created two new wives instead. You've probably seen them attacking the populace.

I don't know if he's ordering them to do this or if they need to feed on men or what, but if they don't please him he'll kill them and make new ones. I don't think it's a good idea to let someone run around creating and discarding living things on a whim like that.

Also, if we end up having to kill his creations he's just going to keep making new ones.

Ranma and I are going after him, but we could use some help. If you want to join us you can meet us at (They give a location far enough from the alchemist's house as to not arouse suspicion or set off any potential guards.)

(ooc: The log for attacking the alchemist is here!)

Comments

[telepathicignorance]

If I did I wouldn't be laughing about it.

And that's not the topic of this conversation.

(Throwing his own words back at him now.)

[passimclamoribus]

Isn't it though? I am asking about how you would know their thoughts. That would indicate proof is required. Again, emphasis on "how."

[telepathicignorance]

(Normally they wouldn't, but it's not like their username doesn't give it away anyway.)

I've got my own power.

[passimclamoribus]

[ Just more satisfying if he is the one that comes out to say it. ]

Such as mind reading?

[telepathicignorance]

No idea how you figured that one out.

(Can't you just taste the sarcasm?)

[passimclamoribus]

Maybe the one who can read minds is actually me!

[telepathicignorance]

It's a rare talent.

[passimclamoribus]

Yes, and? I am a man of many talents.

[telepathicignorance]

You sure? Seeing and destroying souls seems like a pretty short list to me.

[passimclamoribus]

You can continue to think that if you so wish.

[ People underestimated him before and ended up dead. ]

[telepathicignorance]

I'll do that then.

(Hilariously, using people's tendency to underestimate them against them was one of Sidestep's favorite tricks back in their hero days. They're definitely not above falling for the same tricks they pull on others!)