text | Free Toe Ring

[emet_sulk]

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Free Toe Ring
Warnings: None besides the nature of the uh. toe ring (Game's A Foot) being what it is.

If there is anyone with a penchant for feet who would take this ridiculous toe ring off my hands then I would be much obliged.

[ He attaches an image of the toe ring, which was his reward from completing the investigation into the brothel's lockbox. ]

Comments

[emet_sulk]

Ah, how magnanimous of you. Although there are some who enjoy that sort of play, you know.

[ He glances again at the spot where the ring had disappeared. ]

How did you hide it just now? Spatial magic?

[yuezun]

This venerable one is aware. There are many books on the topic.

[He judgemental of the novels the booksellers suggest he reads, but he will read them if he hasn't before. This habit has provided insight into just how strange mortals (and many other creatures) are about sex.]

This venerable one put it in his sleeve.

[So helpful.]

Are you objecting to this venerable one claiming it?

[emet_sulk]

[ His eyebrows raise further. Very well then, sir, keep your secrets! ]

Not at all. I offered it to the first person who wished to claim it and you so happened to be the quickest. If I wished to have someone kiss my feet, I would rather they do so willingly.

[yuezun]

This venerable one prefers they kiss his hand if they must kiss anything to show their obedience. But that is for those who are this venerable one's subjects or servants, and placing their loyalty in this venerable one as their ruler and Moon Supreme.

[The usual show of obedience and loyalty in Cangyanhai was kowtowing before rising just far enough to press one's forehead to Dongfang Qingcang's fingers. Should Daqiang offer a person the privilege of touching him once they were on their hands and knees.]

If there are any other magical treasures you come across of a similar nature that you intend to rid yourself of, inform this venerable one.

[He means 'has compulsion magic', but if Emet interprets that as 'has fetish-fuel magic', well it's probably Daqiang's fault for not explaining himself.]

[emet_sulk]

[ Emet-Selch's mouth twitches before curving into a little smirk. He sweeps a slightly exaggerated bow to the older man. ]

Very well. I shall be sure to bring all such troublesome trinkets to you for safekeeping.

[ He is absolutely going to take on more quests with the brothels just to see if Dongfang will accept every single odd thing that comes his way. ]