text | Free Toe Ring

[emet_sulk]

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Free Toe Ring
Warnings: None besides the nature of the uh. toe ring (Game's A Foot) being what it is.

If there is anyone with a penchant for feet who would take this ridiculous toe ring off my hands then I would be much obliged.

[ He attaches an image of the toe ring, which was his reward from completing the investigation into the brothel's lockbox. ]

Comments

text; un: makoglow

[makoglow]

A "penchant for feet?"

[emet_sulk]

A penchant for feet.

[makoglow]

What does that even mean?

[emet_sulk]

What is your favourite part of a woman? Or man or creature if your taste swings such a way.

UN: nutsornothing | TEXT

[nutsornothing]

How come you don't want it, huh? I kinda thought you might be a guy into feet to be honest.

[He cannot help but troll here, sorry not sorry, Emet.]

[emet_sulk]

And what in Zodiark's name gave you THAT impression?

[nutsornothing]

I don't know who the hell this Zodiark guy is but you've been alive a long time, right?

Maybe you got bored of the normal stuff people find hot like boobs and enjoy yourself a nice set of feet fingers. I think they are weird but hey man to each their own!

text | un: netherese

[netherese]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but my inquisitive nature insists I do... exactly what do you mean by a "penchant" for feet?

[emet_sulk]

Exactly what I said. Do you like feet, ser?

[ Please don't make him spell it out-- ]

[netherese]

[The pieces are... slowly coming together.]

I appreciate that they get me where I need to go. My fondness for them stops there.

Text; un: Pers

[scooba]

...I'm sorry.

Am I correct that you want someone who likes feet to take a toe ring off of you?

[emet_sulk]

Yes.

[ ..... ]

To be clear, they will not have to remove it from my person. But I do not want this thing.

[scooba]

Oh.

Uh…from the way it sounds, it seemed that you couldn’t take it off.

Video | yuezun

[yuezun]

What does it do?

[Why give away what looks like a somewhat valuable ring if there wasn't something wrong with it?]

[emet_sulk]

I'm told it encourages others to kiss the feet of the one wearing it.

[yuezun]

[There were many inconvenint magics in this world that Daqiang could ignore. A ring that had the possibility of making him inclined to kiss someone else on the feet? To make anyone, but especially himself, bow to another? Not to be abided! If it could not be destroyed, then it should be contained.]

This venerable one will take it from you.

[said in a firm and demanding tone, about three seconds after reading the explanation and without giving further context. Please assume whatever is funniest]

text;

[activatingcombatmode]

Not a feet guy, huh?

[emet_sulk]

I do not see the appeal. They smell and can have any type of fungal growth on them.

[activatingcombatmode]

Hah! Well, you're not wrong! Feet are kind of gross.

Why are you giving away a toe ring. How did you get it in the first place?

Text; un: galacticbaseballer

[misstellaron]

Can I have it?

[emet_sulk]

Ah, unfortunately it has been claimed. Surprisingly quickly, too.

[ He isn't going to ask why Daqiang wants it. ]

[misstellaron]

Oh...

How did you get it?

text; un:catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

... And by a 'penchant for feet', you mean...?

[emet_sulk]

Do you like feet enough to want to worship them in the bedroom?

[ After Cloud's obliviousness, he's just going to spell it out for her. ]

[catsgothistongue]

[what the fuck did he just read?]

No, why the hell would I...?