text | Free Toe Ring

[emet_sulk]

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Free Toe Ring
Warnings: None besides the nature of the uh. toe ring (Game's A Foot) being what it is.

If there is anyone with a penchant for feet who would take this ridiculous toe ring off my hands then I would be much obliged.

[ He attaches an image of the toe ring, which was his reward from completing the investigation into the brothel's lockbox. ]

Comments

text; un: makoglow

[makoglow]

A "penchant for feet?"

UN: nutsornothing | TEXT

[nutsornothing]

How come you don't want it, huh? I kinda thought you might be a guy into feet to be honest.

[He cannot help but troll here, sorry not sorry, Emet.]

text | un: netherese

[netherese]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but my inquisitive nature insists I do... exactly what do you mean by a "penchant" for feet?

[emet_sulk]

A penchant for feet.

[emet_sulk]

And what in Zodiark's name gave you THAT impression?

[emet_sulk]

Exactly what I said. Do you like feet, ser?

[ Please don't make him spell it out-- ]

[netherese]

[The pieces are... slowly coming together.]

I appreciate that they get me where I need to go. My fondness for them stops there.

[nutsornothing]

I don't know who the hell this Zodiark guy is but you've been alive a long time, right?

Maybe you got bored of the normal stuff people find hot like boobs and enjoy yourself a nice set of feet fingers. I think they are weird but hey man to each their own!

Text; un: Pers

[scooba]

...I'm sorry.

Am I correct that you want someone who likes feet to take a toe ring off of you?

Video | yuezun

[yuezun]

What does it do?

[Why give away what looks like a somewhat valuable ring if there wasn't something wrong with it?]

1/2

[emet_sulk]

[ Ser. ]

2/2

[emet_sulk]

No.

[emet_sulk]

As does my own. So with that said, have you any acquaintances who would take it?

[emet_sulk]

Yes.

[ ..... ]

To be clear, they will not have to remove it from my person. But I do not want this thing.

[emet_sulk]

I'm told it encourages others to kiss the feet of the one wearing it.

[yuezun]

[There were many inconvenint magics in this world that Daqiang could ignore. A ring that had the possibility of making him inclined to kiss someone else on the feet? To make anyone, but especially himself, bow to another? Not to be abided! If it could not be destroyed, then it should be contained.]

This venerable one will take it from you.

[said in a firm and demanding tone, about three seconds after reading the explanation and without giving further context. Please assume whatever is funniest]

[emet_sulk]

[ Wow. Emet-Selch has to take a moment to appreciate the determination. ]

Well, I can hardly refuse such a direct request from the captain of our little crew. Where would you like to meet?

[scooba]

Oh.

Uh…from the way it sounds, it seemed that you couldn’t take it off.

[yuezun]

[So determined.]

You may bring it to this venerable one's cabin this evening. Anytime after the evening meal.

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[activatingcombatmode]

Not a feet guy, huh?

Text; un: galacticbaseballer

[misstellaron]

Can I have it?

[emet_sulk]

I would be seeking an entirely different sort of counsel in that case.

How to remove a toe ring, for example.

God he's an ass lmao

[nutsornothing]

Really? Damn. If you are sure dude!

So you more of a hands guy then?

text > action

[emet_sulk]

Very well.

[ At some point after dinner, as specified, Emet-Selch knocks on the cabin door to Daqiang's room. ]

[emet_sulk]

I do not see the appeal. They smell and can have any type of fungal growth on them.