text | Free Toe Ring

[emet_sulk]

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Free Toe Ring
Warnings: None besides the nature of the uh. toe ring (Game's A Foot) being what it is.

If there is anyone with a penchant for feet who would take this ridiculous toe ring off my hands then I would be much obliged.

[ He attaches an image of the toe ring, which was his reward from completing the investigation into the brothel's lockbox. ]

Comments

[emet_sulk]

Who am I to question another man's proclivities. I can but wish him all the best with it.

As long as he doesn't use it to make the rest of us kiss his feet, that is.

[netherese]

[Oh, he dislikes everything about that mental image.]

Perhaps make that a condition of his receiving the ring, just in case.

[emet_sulk]

I think it more amusing to let it be and watch the chaos unfold.

I've kissed the feet of worse men before.