text | Free Toe Ring

[emet_sulk]

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Free Toe Ring
Warnings: None besides the nature of the uh. toe ring (Game's A Foot) being what it is.

If there is anyone with a penchant for feet who would take this ridiculous toe ring off my hands then I would be much obliged.

[ He attaches an image of the toe ring, which was his reward from completing the investigation into the brothel's lockbox. ]

Comments

[emet_sulk]

Yes, yes. Let's skip the jokes about my age, shall we? I've heard it all before.

[misstellaron]

I wasn't gonna say anything except ask if I can call you grandpa.

Can I?

sorry for the slight wait! (1/2)

[emet_sulk]

2/2

[emet_sulk]

Why? I'm no familial relation of yours.

[misstellaron]

Why not? You don't have to be related to be family. If you wanna be someone's gramps, just go for it!

[emet_sulk]

[ He's completely out of his depth here. ]

I still don't understand why you would call a stranger by such familiar terms, but do as you like.

[misstellaron]

Yay, grandpa get!!

[emet_sulk]

[ Oh Zodiark, he feels like he's made a huge mistake here. Best not to say anything more and encourage it. ]