text | Free Toe Ring

[emet_sulk]

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Free Toe Ring
Warnings: None besides the nature of the uh. toe ring (Game's A Foot) being what it is.

If there is anyone with a penchant for feet who would take this ridiculous toe ring off my hands then I would be much obliged.

[ He attaches an image of the toe ring, which was his reward from completing the investigation into the brothel's lockbox. ]

Comments

[activatingcombatmode]

Hate that you're right. As depressing as you made it sound, too.

But okay. We can agree to disagree.

[Okay, boomer. And this is coming from an ex-soldier too.]

[emet_sulk]

Indeed. Although if you're concerned that I'll try to repeat such calamities here, don't be. There is no benefit to doing so.

[activatingcombatmode]

Well at least that's good to hear. I'll be holding you to that then.