[Open] Ship Seeking

[menaceunleashed]

Type: Text
Sender ID: menaceunleashed (Ganondorf)
To: Public
Subject: Acquisition
Warnings: None

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What is the fastest route to acquiring a ship of one's own?

As a man of the desert, I am hardly equipped to crew one by myself; however, I am not the sort to promise a position and be unable to deliver. Still, I also have an interest in those who find themselves dissatisfied with their current circumstances, searching for...more.

I for one would hardly be content chasing petty bounties when there are bigger fish in the sea.

Comments

voice; un: passimclamoribus

[passimclamoribus]

If someone finds themselves "dissatisfied" it means that they aren't creative enough to find their own means of entertainment or purpose.

I, for one, have yet to be in a situation in which I failed to make enjoyable for myself.

voice;

[menaceunleashed]

[he can do voice]

Aren't you a clever one.

[A wan tone, more than sarcastic.]

Surely you must have some source of frustration.

[passimclamoribus]

Why yes, I am! Thank you for noticing, my good sir.

[ Not at all put off by that tone. In fact he enjoys it. ]

If I were to say that I have a source of frustration, it is that there are so many dull souls here. It is disheartening to be surrounded by those with such limited perspectives.

[menaceunleashed]

Mmm. It would be.

Too many are content with being worker ants, serving their Queen without a thought for more.

[passimclamoribus]

Oh perhaps that is true. Yet do you not delight in those mindless workers scrambling to achieve a goal only to be crushed by a heel?

[menaceunleashed]

Why should I take pleasure from crushing ants unless they rise up to bite me?

Better to simply exterminate them in whole.

[passimclamoribus]

Wouldn't that be horribly boring? Also not all that effective, if you ask me.

Extermination may cause only another breed of ant to take its place, one that does not know any better. If your aim is to prevent biting, then you instill fear by crushing their will, not the body.