[Open] Ship Seeking

[menaceunleashed]

Type: Text
Sender ID: menaceunleashed (Ganondorf)
To: Public
Subject: Acquisition
Warnings: None

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What is the fastest route to acquiring a ship of one's own?

As a man of the desert, I am hardly equipped to crew one by myself; however, I am not the sort to promise a position and be unable to deliver. Still, I also have an interest in those who find themselves dissatisfied with their current circumstances, searching for...more.

I for one would hardly be content chasing petty bounties when there are bigger fish in the sea.

Comments

text; un: anon

[pinksidekicking]

That depends on if you're okay with stealing it or would rather go a legal route!

[ She has to get her gremlin out somehow, might as well go anon on the network. ]

[menaceunleashed]

I am open to all methods.

[encouraging gremlins? heck yeah]

Prvate Text | UN: gr1m

[gr1m]

Have I told you about one of the Corsair's favorite games to play?

If no one gives you a better option, this one can certainly be far more fun- and test the skills of anyone else who shows interest in joining you.

[Reaper had already made himself clear, after all-]

If you feel like seeing what they've got, of course.

private

[menaceunleashed]

Do tell.

text: un;catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

There's a bunch of different options, far as I know. Buy one, build your own, find one shipwrecked and fix 'er up. Those are the boring options. If you're the kinda guy that lives on the edge, 'borrowing' one for an indefinite time is a good way to get a working ship already up and going.

[Think Ranma's going to be a goody-two shoes here? Nope. He's a chaos gremlin! If this bites someone in the butt, it's less likely to be his.]

[menaceunleashed]

I have nothing against stealing.

[CALL IT WHAT IT IS DUDE]

UN: hammertime

[forgeabettertomorrow]

You know I never even considered getting a ship of my own. I'm too focused on financing a forge.

...Maybe I could combine the two.

[menaceunleashed]

I assume with proper work, a forge could fit upon a ship.

Video | yuezun

[yuezun]

Since you have at least two people publicly discussing the potential for stealing a ship and they will likely broach the benefits of doing so, this venerable one will share that obtaining a ship through the 'traditional' means of providing materials to the leviathan of your choice and having one made was 'fast'. It took longer to retrieve the materials and elements that we desired to have incorporated into the ship than it did to wait for God-Beast Nogard to create the Phantom Moon from them.

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[menaceunleashed]

[alright, Moon Supreme, he'll grant you the same courtesy of a visual. Because there is actually something in there that piques his interest-]

What were these materials and elements, and why did you seek them?

un: standingonmyneck

[standingonmyneck]

Why don't you go full out being a pirate and cause mayhem for some schmuck with too much money and maybe too big of a boat?

Just an idea.

But doing it the nice way may make less of a mess through the Leviathan might make Paladins less pissed.

[menaceunleashed]

I hardly care what these Paladins think.

UN: 🖕nunya🖕

[telepathicignorance]

Buying, asking, or stealing seem to be the main options.

Stealing is probably fastest.

[menaceunleashed]

So it seems. I cannot say I am disappointed.

text ; un: multidisciplinary

[multidisciplinary]

[ For whatever reason (probably the mention of a desert), Zelda hears these words in his voice as she reads this message.

An unsettling feeling creeps over her, prickling at the back of her neck. Calm down, Zelda. You know he can't possibly be here. He's still in Hyrule-- one of the many reasons why you need to find your way back as soon as possible. You're jumping to conclusions based on one similarity.

Mathematically, the chances of Ganondorf being here in this world at the same time as Zelda are slim. Infinitesimal. As she has come to learn this month, there are countless other worlds beyond this one and her own. Countless places in time and space where rifts could open to capture an unsuspecting person and transport them here.

But math does nothing to quell her unease. So although does not assume the veil of anonymity, she still choses her words very carefully when she decides to respond. ]

Ample coin is likely the swiftest way to purchase a ship and hire a crew to helm her.

[ Besides stealing one, but she's not going to make that suggestion. (And she's most displeased by the number of people who have.) ]

[menaceunleashed]

Likely, but for those who find themselves without their resources such is out of the question.

[Not that he ever needed coin in the first place.]

[vermilloci]

[ There sure are multiple suggestions about stealing— ]

Please don’t steal a whole ship. щ(゜ロ゜щ)

[menaceunleashed]

[okay wait hold up-]

What are those symbols at the end of your message?

video; un: calibrations

[thearchangel]

From the desert?

This might be a stupid question, but - can you swim?

[BECAUSE HE SURE CAN'T. Kindred spirit???]

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[menaceunleashed]

[okay you know what he's not doing video for this this is embarrassing]

Yes.

[HE'S....LEARNING......]

un: satorumon

[unliminal]

so what'd you find out
what's the fastest way to get a ship around here?

[ Might as well capitalize on it if someone else has done the legwork for him. ]

[menaceunleashed]

Theft or purchase, it seems.

Either require resources.

un: airdnd

[airdnd]

[ She'd dreaded people getting Ideas upon reading this post, but she's already too late... She won't belabor the point by answering about ship acquisition, then. Instead, she brings up a different point. ]

Even the acquisition of a ship, regardless of which... avenue you may pursue, would require resources and people, yes?

What is this "something more" you seek?

[menaceunleashed]

To a degree, yes.

For one, I seek the likeminded with their ennui.

voice; un: passimclamoribus

[passimclamoribus]

If someone finds themselves "dissatisfied" it means that they aren't creative enough to find their own means of entertainment or purpose.

I, for one, have yet to be in a situation in which I failed to make enjoyable for myself.

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[menaceunleashed]

[he can do voice]

Aren't you a clever one.

[A wan tone, more than sarcastic.]

Surely you must have some source of frustration.

text / un: general-affairs

[general_affairs]

Not much advice I can give on the matter that hasn't already been dropped.

Theft's an option, but the jury's out on whether or not the headache of the bounty's worth it, cause those things just tend to compound if you keep bumping off the hunters. Up to you on that one.

But if you need some extra hands, I could be persuaded for free rides. I've been running around all fuckin month and that shit adds up.

[menaceunleashed]

Define 'free rides'.