[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[misstellaron]

You are unlearned in the ways of the degenerates, my good sir... that is an abyss you do not want to step into

[empyrean_mirror]

sometimes i wonder if the magic that is translating for us cannot handle you at all

anyway i don't need to be a degenerate in public that's only for haitham

[misstellaron]

You should be glad I don't have access to memes here

Yeah I bet you're a degen in bed

[empyrean_mirror]

...memes as in an element of a culture or system of behavior passed from one individual to another by imitation or other nongenetic means?

[misstellaron]

Oh no, you're smart

That's hot too

[empyrean_mirror]

alhaitham's the one with a semiotics degree tho so you should tell HIM about the memes

[misstellaron]

What's a semiotics. Can you eat that?

Your brains are too big for me... I'm just a poor little Nameless, please have mercy on me

[empyrean_mirror]

semiotics is the study of language and how it develops.

please do not eat abstract concepts.

[misstellaron]

Wow, that's real nerdy...

But what if they're tasty? ...now I'm wondering if Aeons are tasty.

[empyrean_mirror]

we're both scholars?

miss I do not recommend eating abstract anything it doesn't end well.

[misstellaron]

WHY ARE ALL THE SCHOLARS SO HOT

I'M TEXTING DR. RATIO AND ASKING IF I CAN ENROLL IN HIS UNI

wait I can't do that here

[empyrean_mirror]

intelligence is the most attractive trait anyone can have Miss

voice

[passimclamoribus]

My dear, you are already being a degenerate in public.

voice; SHRIEKS

[empyrean_mirror]

This isn't about lust it's about PASSION and BEAUTY and ART!!!!

[ALASTOR DON'T YOU TEST HIM! HE'S TOO DRUNK TO FEEL FEAR!]

[passimclamoribus]

Who said anything about lust? Even though it is clear you suffer from that particular malady, this entire "post" is a testament to the degenerate lifestyle.

Drunkenness and then subjugating the masses to lascivious photography? Why, I daresay that qualifies.

[empyrean_mirror]

There's nothing wrong with a few drinks, we're not even outside bothering people, we're in a BAR, where drinking is SUPPOSED to happen.

[GOSH GET WITH THE PROGRAM YOU DEMON BOOMER.]

These aren't even the lascivious ones!

[misstellaron]

Pics or it didn't happen

[empyrean_mirror]

absolutely not

[misstellaron]

[empyrean_mirror]

MINE.

[misstellaron]

So possessive

I'm into that

text; un: indispensable

[indispensable]

[This response comes much, MUCH later (AKA when he finally got Kaveh to sleep).]

I'm fairly certain he made his stance clear on the matter.

[They do not want a threesome, strange trash child.]

[passimclamoribus]

The man has the entirety of his chest exposed. That is quite indecent.

[empyrean_mirror]

The statues of the Archons are far more exposed than this especially Morax, he's practically naked, I've always wondered about that, it's not that bad?

[Alastor you eat people why are you such a prude???]

[passimclamoribus]

My dear boy. You know I have no context for this, correct?