[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

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Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
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Comments

[fullgauntlet]

I'd have to agree! Todoroki-kun is incredibly hot! He uses his quirk "Half-Cold Half-Hot" to control flames and fire at all sorts of varying levels! He's very strong and amazing at what he does!

[catsgothistongue]

I'm sorry, is that seriously the name of his superpower? That's lame.

[fullgauntlet]

Ehhh??? Why do you think that?? I think it sounds very cool.

[catsgothistongue]

It's just so straightforward. If you've got a superpower, at least call it something cooler!

[badum tish]

[fullgauntlet]

Okay, what would you call it, Saotome-kun?

[catsgothistongue]

[Let's see, give him a minute. Didn't expect to be put on the spot.]

Intemperate?

[fullgauntlet]

That is a cool-sounding word but I'm not sure it suits Todoroki-kun.

[Because the one he has is PERFECT.]

[catsgothistongue]

Suit himself then.

[fullgauntlet]

I just think that his quirk name and his hero name match who he is very well, that's all.

[Guess what his hero name is I dare you.]

[catsgothistongue]

Do I even want to know what his hero name is?

[fullgauntlet]

Ah, it's "Shoto."

[LISTEN. IT ENCOMPASSES EVERYTHING THAT IS SHOTO TODOROKI. Wholesome, head empty dumb ass SWEETHEART. A hero!!!!!!!!]

[catsgothistongue]

... Wow. That's somehow way worse than what I was thinking.

[HIS EXPECTATIONS WERE LOW ENOUGH TO BE CHILLING IN HELL BUT HOLY FUCK]

[fullgauntlet]

Worse?? But it's perfect when you consider who Todoroki-kun is!

[cursedwords]

He's really good at climate control, actually. And fighting with his quirk.

[fullgauntlet]

Hm! You're lucky, Inumaki-kun. No matter what the weather is Todoroki-kun can help you. :)

[cursedwords]

That's true, he's really good at it. Mostly he keeps bringing me cake.

[fullgauntlet]

[Oh no- That's so cute.]

That's very nice of him to do!

[cursedwords]

It is, he's very sweet to me, even though he doesn't have to be.

[fullgauntlet]

Todoroki-kun has always been a thoughtful person. I'm not surprised at all that he's so sweet with you!

[cursedwords]

He’s very thoughtful. I haven’t really encountered most people that are like that, but Shoto is really attuned to my needs, which is just nice. I’m really lucky.

[fullgauntlet]

[This is the cutest thing he's read all day.]

I'm so happy to hear that, Inumaki-kun!! I knew without a doubt that he would be that kind of boyfriend material!

[cursedwords]

He’s a really great boyfriend. I don’t know how anyone would ever beat him. I have to do something for him….but I don’t know what.

[fullgauntlet]

In my personal opinion I think Kacchan could but that's just mine. We're both correct!

[They BOTH have the best boyfriends.]

Hmm. And doing something for Todoroki-kun? I think he's happy to just spend time with you. :)

[cursedwords]

I know, he genuinely does like spending time with me, but still. He's really sweet to me, I want to do something for him anyway, but I'm not sure what.

[fullgauntlet]

Hmmm. I wonder... Maybe a gift of some sort?