[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
<img src="IMGURL" width="400" height="auto" />

Comments

Text; un: chatterbox

[cursedwords]

Sorry guys, but it's totally obvious who is the winner of this game.




He's not available to be clear - I will fight you - but he is hot.



[ Literally. Also he's forgetting he hasn't mentioned this to Gojo. Oops. ]

[fullgauntlet]

I'd have to agree! Todoroki-kun is incredibly hot! He uses his quirk "Half-Cold Half-Hot" to control flames and fire at all sorts of varying levels! He's very strong and amazing at what he does!

[catsgothistongue]

I'm sorry, is that seriously the name of his superpower? That's lame.

[fullgauntlet]

Ehhh??? Why do you think that?? I think it sounds very cool.

[catsgothistongue]

It's just so straightforward. If you've got a superpower, at least call it something cooler!

[badum tish]

[cursedwords]

He's really good at climate control, actually. And fighting with his quirk.

[fullgauntlet]

Hm! You're lucky, Inumaki-kun. No matter what the weather is Todoroki-kun can help you. :)

[empyrean_mirror]

Oh, I finally get to see him, now.

[cursedwords]

Yeah, this is him. Shoto Todoroki.

[empyrean_mirror]

excellent taste

tho I'm sure he'd insist you're cuter

[catsgothistongue]

I mean, he has fire power. That's the only thing hot about him.

[cursedwords]

What is that supposed to mean?

[catsgothistongue]

He's about as smoking as a snowcone dude.

text / un: general-affairs

[general_affairs]

Look at those cute little scratchable ears. 10/10 cats, your boyfriend's pretty cute too I guess.

He gets some pretty major bad-ass points though.

[cursedwords]

He does really like cats, which is pretty great.

He is a bad ass for sure.

[general_affairs]

Guy that's gone through whatever gave him that scar and come out on top? Absolutely.

Props on the picture quality too.

un; heir-conditioned

[heir_conditioned]

[Shoto isn't sure how to... respond to this. It took him a second to understand what the point of the whole thing is and then-- IS IT WEIRD HE CHECKED TOGE'S RESPONSE?]

Oh.

[Not a bad oh just, oh.]

Thank you. All of this is very kind.

[cursedwords]

No one is going to top who is hotter for me Shoto, you're the best one!

[heir_conditioned]

[Maybe he can't see the shy way Shoto is blushing and thank God he's on his own but-- okay maybe he can.]

Thank you, Toge. I thought at first you were talking about my quirk.

You're not talking about my quirk, right?

[unliminal]

ohhhhhhh

the convo i had w him at the beach makes soooo much more sense now

[cursedwords]

[ He blushes because well Gojo knows what is expected of him and boyfriends are not on that list - but he's just going to own it. ]

He's my boyfriend, Shoto Todoroki.

He's a really nice guy.

[unliminal]

[ He kinda showed up here with his gf from another universe, so he gets it. These things just sort of happen. ]

way ahead of you, already met him
now i get why he was trying to make a protective talisman for you tho

[callmekacchan]

His dumb face is punchably pretty.

[A... compliment??]

[cursedwords]

He’s pretty, but I don’t have the urge to punch him.

[callmekacchan]

[Well... actually...]

Guess I don't really have the urge these days either.