Backdated to July 2nd

[general_affairs]

Type: Video
Sender ID: general-affairs
To: Public
Subject: Weird ass birds
Warnings: Swearing, nsfw topics



[ So there's a redhead on screen, and he's sitting outside, clearly. It's a nice, sunny day. There are clouds overhead. He looks like he's maybe sitting against something. From the color and texture, and the greenery around him, it looks like he's just casually sitting under a tree.

Why is Reno out near the wood's edge? Mind your business. ]

So, you guys hear that?

[ He lowers the camera so the viewers get a vague view of his be-goggled forehead, a bushel of red hair, and a whole lot of tree canopy overhead. Nothing else is happening, except, after a few moments, there it is:

a faint 'DICKS!!'.

There are a few more replies of 'DICKS!!' echoing from various directions. ]

Anyone wanna tell me why the woods're screamin' about dicks?

I mean--shit. Me too, buddy. But I don't go yellin' about it, yo.

Comments

[empyrean_mirror]

Better you than me, Reno.

[He's married, you go investigate the haunted dick forest.]

...What, is Zack out there? What are all of you doing out in the woods anyway?

[general_affairs]

Don't mind if I do.

[ That was the face of a man that knew what he was about, and wasn't sorry. ]

No idea where he's at, he just chimed in a little earlier on my post. I don't think he'd wanna be running around a Dick Forest with G'Raha waitin' for him back on the ship anyway.

[empyrean_mirror]

Maybe he's singing G'raha's praises to the trees. He seems to enjoy the opportunity to do so.

[Listen he has to roast zack about that a little or he will curl up and die of embarrassment. Exposure therapy!!]

[general_affairs]

You heard it here first, folks. Zack yells out 'DICKS' while doin' the do with his boyfriend.

[ Another snort and a laugh. ]

I would've brought the cupcakes with me if I knew.

[empyrean_mirror]

The...cupcakes?

[Reno have mercy he remembers NOTHING he said on that post.]

[general_affairs]

Oh you really were plastered if you don't remember that.

I'll rehash it for you when there ain't any kiddos around.

[empyrean_mirror]

I'm already deeply concerned by that preface.

[afflatusexarch]

D-do you mind not bringing me into this!?

[empyrean_mirror]

[Ooops.]

Sorry, G'raha...

[Yeah he probably should have forseen this outcome.]

[general_affairs]

Yeah, can do. Gotta give us a good pun though.

[empyrean_mirror]

No, he does not.

[general_affairs]

Oh come on, smart as he is? You know he's gonna have some good ones.

[empyrean_mirror]

Puns are the lowest form of humor and have nothing to do with intelligence.

Butting in, video

[catsgothistongue]

Really, coming up with clever wordplay has nothing to do with intelligence? You gotta be insane to think that, Kaveh.

[See that smirk Kaveh? It's meeting his eyes.]

... Or just plain cuckoo.

[general_affairs]

[ Reno perked up when someone else entered the ring. His brows raised. He was watching in anticipation. He heard the build-up in the tone of Ranma's voice.

Then, the drop, and Reno just fucking spluttered and BARKED with a laugh. ]

[catsgothistongue]

[Finger guns in Reno's direction!]

See, he gets it.

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[empyrean_mirror]

[Long, drawn out pained noise.]

Have I wronged you in some way, Saotome?

[catsgothistongue]

Only with your words right now.

[Be a man and take your pun-ishment.]

[empyrean_mirror]

I think you are wronging me.

[And my husband is just sitting here laughing! THERE IS NO JUSTICE.]

[catsgothistongue]

I have absolutely zero egrets.

[:3]

[empyrean_mirror]

Oh wow I have to go I think I left my phone in the oven bye---

[HE'S NOT DEALING WITH THIS.]

[afflatusexarch]

Thank you, Kaveh. Consider this being even better than an apology.

[empyrean_mirror]

I do try my best to spare us all from more wordplay.

[afflatusexarch]

I fear my humor does not run along the same vein as yours.

[general_affairs]

Aw, it doesn't have to be raunchy. I just wanna see you flex your linguistic chops a little and join in the fun.