Backdated to July 2nd

[general_affairs]

Type: Video
Sender ID: general-affairs
To: Public
Subject: Weird ass birds
Warnings: Swearing, nsfw topics



[ So there's a redhead on screen, and he's sitting outside, clearly. It's a nice, sunny day. There are clouds overhead. He looks like he's maybe sitting against something. From the color and texture, and the greenery around him, it looks like he's just casually sitting under a tree.

Why is Reno out near the wood's edge? Mind your business. ]

So, you guys hear that?

[ He lowers the camera so the viewers get a vague view of his be-goggled forehead, a bushel of red hair, and a whole lot of tree canopy overhead. Nothing else is happening, except, after a few moments, there it is:

a faint 'DICKS!!'.

There are a few more replies of 'DICKS!!' echoing from various directions. ]

Anyone wanna tell me why the woods're screamin' about dicks?

I mean--shit. Me too, buddy. But I don't go yellin' about it, yo.

Comments

[general_affairs]

Listen, if you wanted to hop on this ride, all you had to do was ask.

[ A wink. ]

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[makoglow]

[ Look. Cloud is oblivious when it comes to people flirting with him. Or, you know, that they have any interest whatsoever. In him. Has no idea. Completely clueless.

But even he can't possibly take that one out of context.

Which is why he's sputtering. Absolutely stunned into silence as the wheels in that spikey head of his start to turn.

Cause what the hell! ]

[makoglow]

[ But he will find his voice. After a bit of awkward silence because he's just so gobsmacked and augh. Augh this is all Zack's fault! ]

Quit screwing around...

[ A+ phrase to use there. ]

[general_affairs]

[ The silence is deafening, and Reno's just watching with bright-eyed entertainment. He's just so delighted by this. As the seconds tick by, that mockery of innocent joy he's got on his face falters and reveals, again, his impish entertainment. ]

Usually you go out on a few dates before askin' 'em to go exclusive, yo.

[makoglow]

[ He hates this. This was supposed to be him shitting on Reno. In a non aggressive way.

When did it turn back on him? ]

Didn't realize you were so hard up to go to another wedding.

[general_affairs]

You didn't realize I was so what?

Cloud, c'mon. You're cute when you're flustered and all, but you're just writin' the jokes for me over here.

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[makoglow]

[ This man is muttering swears under his breath now, Reno. Hopes you choke on the feathers of all of those birds out there. ]

[makoglow]

I'm not flustered. You're imagining things.

[general_affairs]

[ He just cocked a brow at the muffled sounds, still grinning. ]

[makoglow]

Stop looking at me like that.