Backdated to July 2nd

[general_affairs]

Type: Video
Sender ID: general-affairs
To: Public
Subject: Weird ass birds
Warnings: Swearing, nsfw topics



[ So there's a redhead on screen, and he's sitting outside, clearly. It's a nice, sunny day. There are clouds overhead. He looks like he's maybe sitting against something. From the color and texture, and the greenery around him, it looks like he's just casually sitting under a tree.

Why is Reno out near the wood's edge? Mind your business. ]

So, you guys hear that?

[ He lowers the camera so the viewers get a vague view of his be-goggled forehead, a bushel of red hair, and a whole lot of tree canopy overhead. Nothing else is happening, except, after a few moments, there it is:

a faint 'DICKS!!'.

There are a few more replies of 'DICKS!!' echoing from various directions. ]

Anyone wanna tell me why the woods're screamin' about dicks?

I mean--shit. Me too, buddy. But I don't go yellin' about it, yo.

Comments

[general_affairs]

Okay YEAH but there's a difference between talking about birds yelling DICKS and the shit I got a feelin we're gonna be throwing back and forth.

[ He didn't say he thought this one ENTIRELY through. ]

[angellust]

[the whole network sees you flirting with other people, here, too, Reno! not that that's Angel's business, but he doesn't like being scolded. at least he didn't use video so Goten doesn't have to see this!]

fine, fine. i'll be good. enjoy your walk in the woods.

[general_affairs]

[ He cocked his head, brows knitting at the sudden change in tone. He tapped at the screen of his shellphone for a moment, mulling it over, but. Well. Asking someone what their problem was over a public forum never once ended well. ]