Backdated to July 2nd

[general_affairs]

Type: Video
Sender ID: general-affairs
To: Public
Subject: Weird ass birds
Warnings: Swearing, nsfw topics



[ So there's a redhead on screen, and he's sitting outside, clearly. It's a nice, sunny day. There are clouds overhead. He looks like he's maybe sitting against something. From the color and texture, and the greenery around him, it looks like he's just casually sitting under a tree.

Why is Reno out near the wood's edge? Mind your business. ]

So, you guys hear that?

[ He lowers the camera so the viewers get a vague view of his be-goggled forehead, a bushel of red hair, and a whole lot of tree canopy overhead. Nothing else is happening, except, after a few moments, there it is:

a faint 'DICKS!!'.

There are a few more replies of 'DICKS!!' echoing from various directions. ]

Anyone wanna tell me why the woods're screamin' about dicks?

I mean--shit. Me too, buddy. But I don't go yellin' about it, yo.

Comments

[empyrean_mirror]

Lily's fine, Ranma.

[He sighs a bit, but he'll drag Ranma out the door and put the ice pack on his face. Here, look. Outside, away from the cat, you baby.]

Here, she's inside and you're not, take some of these for your face. I think you dented the wall.

[He's holding out the painkillers and rattling them slightly. Sure, they're just herbal pills, but still.]

[catsgothistongue]

[Thank you, and screw you too, father. Ranma pressed the ice pack on his face, minor purple blotches forming on his cheeks. The throbbing pain in his face had diminished for now, though it wasn't the worse he's taken before.]

Keep 'em, I don't need 'em. And sorry 'bout that, I was aiming for the window. Your husband threw me off shovin' that little monster in my face. I can buff it out later.

[empyrean_mirror]

It's fine, I'll handle it.

[He sighs, and shakes his head.] Just give me a heads-up before you visit so I can make sure you don't run into Lily, next time.

[catsgothistongue]

[Pouting like a huffy child.]

Giving you a heads-up would've only ruin my sneakin' up on you.

[Mostly. Ranma's like a jack-in-the-box. Pops up when you least expect it.]

[empyrean_mirror]

And if you don't sneak in, you don't get startled by my cat and neither of you get hurt.

[He's very stern about this one, Ranma. :|]

Sorry for wait again, work's been strongarming me TT_TT

[catsgothistongue]

Only cuz' you didn't tell me about it beforehand... I could've avoided it then.

[Accountability? Never heard of her.]