★ 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐎 (
general_affairs) wrote in
shellphones2024-07-25 08:49 pm
Entry tags:
Backdated to July 2nd
Type: Video
Sender ID: general-affairs
To: Public
Subject: Weird ass birds
Warnings: Swearing, nsfw topics
[ So there's a redhead on screen, and he's sitting outside, clearly. It's a nice, sunny day. There are clouds overhead. He looks like he's maybe sitting against something. From the color and texture, and the greenery around him, it looks like he's just casually sitting under a tree.
Why is Reno out near the wood's edge? Mind your business. ]
So, you guys hear that?
[ He lowers the camera so the viewers get a vague view of his be-goggled forehead, a bushel of red hair, and a whole lot of tree canopy overhead. Nothing else is happening, except, after a few moments, there it is:
a faint 'DICKS!!'.
There are a few more replies of 'DICKS!!' echoing from various directions. ]
Anyone wanna tell me why the woods're screamin' about dicks?
I mean--shit. Me too, buddy. But I don't go yellin' about it, yo.
Sender ID: general-affairs
To: Public
Subject: Weird ass birds
Warnings: Swearing, nsfw topics
[ So there's a redhead on screen, and he's sitting outside, clearly. It's a nice, sunny day. There are clouds overhead. He looks like he's maybe sitting against something. From the color and texture, and the greenery around him, it looks like he's just casually sitting under a tree.
Why is Reno out near the wood's edge? Mind your business. ]
So, you guys hear that?
[ He lowers the camera so the viewers get a vague view of his be-goggled forehead, a bushel of red hair, and a whole lot of tree canopy overhead. Nothing else is happening, except, after a few moments, there it is:
a faint 'DICKS!!'.
There are a few more replies of 'DICKS!!' echoing from various directions. ]
Anyone wanna tell me why the woods're screamin' about dicks?
I mean--shit. Me too, buddy. But I don't go yellin' about it, yo.

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I'll shoot him a call and voluntell him he's comin out with us. But if it's a literal cat cafe were gonna have to be careful they don't hire him as one of the cats instead.
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[Zack wants Cloud to forgive him for being a cheeky ass, not shove him into something he doesn't want to do.]
Let me know what he says, though.
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[ But he does tend to have to strongarm Cloud. The guy just isn't gonna get out of his own head THAT easily. Besides, he's here to be the scapegoat if it goes south! ]
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