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01 Video: Une Introduction
Type: Video!
Sender ID: triompheduhimbo | Napoleon Bonaparte
To: Public
Subject: Napoleon's been here long enough, time to introduce himself!
Warnings: LOUD. French. Possible talking about war and Fate Series magic bullshit
[Sorry if you were scrolling your phones and suddenly had a loud, baritone voice coming from your shellphone speakers, the voice able to carry through the door and out the window--
If you had gotten over the surprise/shock/fear response, the video feed would show a tall man in what looks like a miliaty outfit (--was it ill fitting? that vest/shirt didn't cover his chest well--), a wide grin on his face and a cheerful look in his eye. Don't mind the odd chocolate coloured cat with huge ears and green cross eyes that was circling around his legs, it's fine.]
Now that I've gotten your attention!
[Offering the camera a wave--]
The names Napoleon Bonaparte--First Emperor of France, Servant of Chaldea, Archer Class Heroic Spirt-- I've recently shown up here and after a bit of exploring, figured I should introduce myself! So far most people don't know who I am--
[He'd tilt his head to one side, a more serious (pouty?) expression on his face while closing his eyes--]
Which is still weird as hell, I gotta say, but they're not from the world I'm from, so I won't hold it against them, haha!
[Opening his eyes again, that more relaxed expression would come back--]
I do wanna see, though, if anyone from Earth is here-- and if anyone from Chaldea, be it other Servants or the staff are around? I don't feel Maître anywhere, despite our contract still being intact so I don't think they're here, but hey, I've definitely been wrong before!
[A brief military salute, with that same smile, as the chocolate brown cat started making a honking meow--]
A bientôt!
Sender ID: triompheduhimbo | Napoleon Bonaparte
To: Public
Subject: Napoleon's been here long enough, time to introduce himself!
Warnings: LOUD. French. Possible talking about war and Fate Series magic bullshit
BONJOUR, TOUTE LE MONDE!!
[Sorry if you were scrolling your phones and suddenly had a loud, baritone voice coming from your shellphone speakers, the voice able to carry through the door and out the window--
If you had gotten over the surprise/shock/fear response, the video feed would show a tall man in what looks like a miliaty outfit (--was it ill fitting? that vest/shirt didn't cover his chest well--), a wide grin on his face and a cheerful look in his eye. Don't mind the odd chocolate coloured cat with huge ears and green cross eyes that was circling around his legs, it's fine.]
Now that I've gotten your attention!
[Offering the camera a wave--]
The names Napoleon Bonaparte--First Emperor of France, Servant of Chaldea, Archer Class Heroic Spirt-- I've recently shown up here and after a bit of exploring, figured I should introduce myself! So far most people don't know who I am--
[He'd tilt his head to one side, a more serious (pouty?) expression on his face while closing his eyes--]
Which is still weird as hell, I gotta say, but they're not from the world I'm from, so I won't hold it against them, haha!
[Opening his eyes again, that more relaxed expression would come back--]
I do wanna see, though, if anyone from Earth is here-- and if anyone from Chaldea, be it other Servants or the staff are around? I don't feel Maître anywhere, despite our contract still being intact so I don't think they're here, but hey, I've definitely been wrong before!
[A brief military salute, with that same smile, as the chocolate brown cat started making a honking meow--]
A bientôt!
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[Huh?]
Who's Mehrak?
[Was this like when Mademoiselle Osakabehime talked to her tablet to order things online...?
And then this silver haired guy showed up. Hmm hmm. Looked... Kinda like that Watanabe-no-Tsuna guy, or maybe Monsieur Sieg? While the other was, admittedly on first impression reminded him a bit of the Argonaut's Jason... especially with that squawk.]
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[He picks up his shellphone to hold up, and something grabs it with a green bracket, before the video cuts out and restarts---
Mehrak learned how to take a selfie! She beeps and floats and makes a ^_^ face.]
That's Mehrak.
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That's a cute little assistant!
[You'd get a smile and a wave in return!]
I know a few folks who'd adore her, back home.
--All the same, sorry for startling you, Monsieur...?
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[You can practically hear Kaveh beaming. yes! Praise his daughter!!]
Ah, it's Kaveh. You said your name was...Napoleon? [...] Er, Your Eminence?
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[He'll praise her, no problem! After all, she's not a pug...
But the 'Your Eminence' made Napoleon laugh good naturedly, waving it off.]
I appreciate the respect, Monsieur Kaveh, but really, you can call me Napoleon, or at most, Commander. I know I made a big to-do about my title, but, it's mostly to indicate to folks who'd know me I'm not just someone with the same name.
[That smile didn't leave as he tilted his head. Don't worry, he's still eavesdropping on you and that Beau of yours...]
And I take it you're one of the ones that never heard of me, huh?
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[What, he's just flirt-arguing with his husband live and hasn't realized he's being recorded yet, what's wrong?]
I'm afraid France doesn't exist where we're from. Though it seems to share a lot of linguistic similarities to the nation of Fontaine...they haven't had an emperor of any sort for nearly two thousand years, I believe.