01 Video: Une Introduction

[triompheduhimbo]

Type: Video!
Sender ID: triompheduhimbo | Napoleon Bonaparte
To: Public
Subject: Napoleon's been here long enough, time to introduce himself!
Warnings: LOUD. French. Possible talking about war and Fate Series magic bullshit

BONJOUR, TOUTE LE MONDE!!

[Sorry if you were scrolling your phones and suddenly had a loud, baritone voice coming from your shellphone speakers, the voice able to carry through the door and out the window--

If you had gotten over the surprise/shock/fear response, the video feed would show a tall man in what looks like a miliaty outfit (--was it ill fitting? that vest/shirt didn't cover his chest well--), a wide grin on his face and a cheerful look in his eye. Don't mind the odd chocolate coloured cat with huge ears and green cross eyes that was circling around his legs, it's fine.]

Now that I've gotten your attention!

[Offering the camera a wave--]

The names Napoleon Bonaparte--First Emperor of France, Servant of Chaldea, Archer Class Heroic Spirt-- I've recently shown up here and after a bit of exploring, figured I should introduce myself! So far most people don't know who I am--

[He'd tilt his head to one side, a more serious (pouty?) expression on his face while closing his eyes--]

Which is still weird as hell, I gotta say, but they're not from the world I'm from, so I won't hold it against them, haha!

[Opening his eyes again, that more relaxed expression would come back--]

I do wanna see, though, if anyone from Earth is here-- and if anyone from Chaldea, be it other Servants or the staff are around? I don't feel Maître anywhere, despite our contract still being intact so I don't think they're here, but hey, I've definitely been wrong before!

[A brief military salute, with that same smile, as the chocolate brown cat started making a honking meow--]

A bientôt!

Comments

video; un: paradisea

[empyrean_mirror]

[Mehrak had been helpfully going through Kaveh's feed today. Which means it is mehrak that blared out Napoleon's message at full volume.

She has taken Kaveh's subsequent yelp and nearly chopping his own finger off as a video reply. Give him a minute he's stuck the poor nicked finger under the faucet and might be quietly cussing a blue streak.]

Text; un: Pers

[scooba]

[....Oh. Father wasn't kidding when he said he was loud.]

It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Napoleon. My name is Freminet and Father has spoke of you before.

[bearhowling]

[Chaldea? Archer? French?]

OH HELL YEAH THIS IS SO DANG GOLDEN!

[Have just as bright and LOUD and Golden of an answer!]

video; you knew this was coming

[menaceunleashed]

Emperor?

[This face. This face is so Sus of you.]

Video; un: spectacleofphantasmagoria

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

[Lyney had met the man in person, but he was still very surprised any time he heard just how loud the man got. For once Lyney is not at Arlecchino’s, out and about running errands for them instead. But he sure jumped at the reply, before looking at his phone.]

You certainly know how to announce your presence, Monsieur.

text | un: astudyinviolet

[astudyinviolet]

[ Really, another man calming himself to be Napoleon? How many are there? 2? 3? ...6? Is this a more common occurrence than Sherlock ever could have thought? ]

I am from Earth, but I am unfamiliar with Chaldea.

Text, UN: 🖕nunya🖕

[telepathicignorance]

I'm from Earth. Or at least an Earth. You're the guy who took over France twice, right?

(He's a lot less ugly than the dude in the history books.)

Video | yuezun

[yuezun]

[Emperor was a familiar term, but he couldn't put a finger on where he'd heard it last. He did know it was a leadership position among mortals, however. But beyond that...]

Is being First Emperor of France an accomplishment worth boasting about?

[The question could easily come off as sarcastic, if not for the fact that the voice that asked it was coldly neutral and nearly emotionless and the face that accompanied the question tilted curiously.]