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shellphones2024-08-13 12:07 pm
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01 Video: Une Introduction
Type: Video!
Sender ID: triompheduhimbo | Napoleon Bonaparte
To: Public
Subject: Napoleon's been here long enough, time to introduce himself!
Warnings: LOUD. French. Possible talking about war and Fate Series magic bullshit
[Sorry if you were scrolling your phones and suddenly had a loud, baritone voice coming from your shellphone speakers, the voice able to carry through the door and out the window--
If you had gotten over the surprise/shock/fear response, the video feed would show a tall man in what looks like a miliaty outfit (--was it ill fitting? that vest/shirt didn't cover his chest well--), a wide grin on his face and a cheerful look in his eye. Don't mind the odd chocolate coloured cat with huge ears and green cross eyes that was circling around his legs, it's fine.]
Now that I've gotten your attention!
[Offering the camera a wave--]
The names Napoleon Bonaparte--First Emperor of France, Servant of Chaldea, Archer Class Heroic Spirt-- I've recently shown up here and after a bit of exploring, figured I should introduce myself! So far most people don't know who I am--
[He'd tilt his head to one side, a more serious (pouty?) expression on his face while closing his eyes--]
Which is still weird as hell, I gotta say, but they're not from the world I'm from, so I won't hold it against them, haha!
[Opening his eyes again, that more relaxed expression would come back--]
I do wanna see, though, if anyone from Earth is here-- and if anyone from Chaldea, be it other Servants or the staff are around? I don't feel Maître anywhere, despite our contract still being intact so I don't think they're here, but hey, I've definitely been wrong before!
[A brief military salute, with that same smile, as the chocolate brown cat started making a honking meow--]
A bientôt!
Sender ID: triompheduhimbo | Napoleon Bonaparte
To: Public
Subject: Napoleon's been here long enough, time to introduce himself!
Warnings: LOUD. French. Possible talking about war and Fate Series magic bullshit
BONJOUR, TOUTE LE MONDE!!
[Sorry if you were scrolling your phones and suddenly had a loud, baritone voice coming from your shellphone speakers, the voice able to carry through the door and out the window--
If you had gotten over the surprise/shock/fear response, the video feed would show a tall man in what looks like a miliaty outfit (--was it ill fitting? that vest/shirt didn't cover his chest well--), a wide grin on his face and a cheerful look in his eye. Don't mind the odd chocolate coloured cat with huge ears and green cross eyes that was circling around his legs, it's fine.]
Now that I've gotten your attention!
[Offering the camera a wave--]
The names Napoleon Bonaparte--First Emperor of France, Servant of Chaldea, Archer Class Heroic Spirt-- I've recently shown up here and after a bit of exploring, figured I should introduce myself! So far most people don't know who I am--
[He'd tilt his head to one side, a more serious (pouty?) expression on his face while closing his eyes--]
Which is still weird as hell, I gotta say, but they're not from the world I'm from, so I won't hold it against them, haha!
[Opening his eyes again, that more relaxed expression would come back--]
I do wanna see, though, if anyone from Earth is here-- and if anyone from Chaldea, be it other Servants or the staff are around? I don't feel Maître anywhere, despite our contract still being intact so I don't think they're here, but hey, I've definitely been wrong before!
[A brief military salute, with that same smile, as the chocolate brown cat started making a honking meow--]
A bientôt!

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I got here mid last month. Found a ship in a bottle while walking through the halls in Chaldea, figured it was Madame Medea's but uncorked it because I was worried something had gotten in there, or it was booby trapped. [You know how things can go in Chaldea, better he took the brunt of weird stuff than it affect Maitre--]
And then suddenly, I was out to sea on the Paladin's ship. You're the first other Chaldean I've found here-- is there anyone else around, or even Rogue Heroic Spirits?
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shutenwere here. And it might be best for his heart and sanity that she isn't.]Hm... I see, you too huh? Thought it belonged to that Teach guy and ended up grabbing it.
[Only to, you know, be violently sucked inside, and ending up in what can only be described as a singularity! Thats where his kind went, at least. Conflating it with this year's beach episode.]
Nah, it's just been me so far. Haven't heard of anyone else showing up, and haven't felt or seen anything odd yet.
[No other servants, no smol Mastah, no oni or mama.]
Just been me until now.